Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 24, 2011 11:57:14 am PDT #26024 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

askye, feel better! Toke, you too!

I had a delightful brunch with StW, and took a shower, and am now getting ready to do All The Laundries while reading about deck building. I'd rather be napping, given that once again I didn't get to sleep until afer 5 am, but oh well. We happened to brunch at the same place as several of his interns, so I'm sure the hospital will be abuzz with speculation this week. I suggested either a full-on makeout or a manufactured fight with cursing in foreign languages and thrown water, but we opted for a more natural, lowkey approach.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2011 1:34:51 pm PDT #26025 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Back from the vet; there was no obvious disease/problem the vet could point to as the cause of the vomiting, so it may just be a generic stomach bug. It happens to humans; it can happen to animals.

Toke got a shot to stop the nausea/vomiting, and a medication she gets 1/2 hour before meals for a few days, and prescription bland food for a few days. So, she's under the weather but basically okay, or will be.

And she is very annoyed we took her to the Scary Place where she got a shot and a thermometer in her bottom.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2011 1:37:07 pm PDT #26026 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In funnier news (I was planning to post this earlier, but then Cat Stuff intervened), last night we had a wee tiny belated birthday party for me. Tim stuck a Batman candle on the cake (we lit Batman's head on fire), and then one of our friends pulled down his shorts to reveal that he was wearing Batman underpants. For real. It was awesome.

I took a picture of Flaming Batman Candle next to Batman Underpants, but I am not sharing it since it involves someone else's undergarments. Just try to envision it.


Cass - Jul 24, 2011 2:31:04 pm PDT #26027 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I took a picture of Flaming Batman Candle next to Batman Underpants, but I am not sharing it since it involves someone else's undergarments. Just try to envision it.

Just because it involves someone else's genitals is no reason not to post a picture of Batman 's flaming face. ... Wait, it is. But "flaming Batman face" might be my new saying.


Hil R. - Jul 24, 2011 2:33:32 pm PDT #26028 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The burn on my leg is starting to blister, and I can't stop poking at it. I need one of those dog cones or something to put over my leg.


billytea - Jul 24, 2011 2:34:26 pm PDT #26029 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This morning, while I was getting ready for work, I could hear through the baby monitor that Ryan had woken up and was testing the limits of his knowledge. His conversation (presumably to Bubby, his bedtime froggie) bounced around between English and Chinese and went along these lines:

Daddy tail? ...No tail.
[Grandma] tail? ...No tail.
{Airplane] tail? ...No tail. (There may still be some gaps in his understanding.)
[Grandpa] tail? ...No tail.

I'm sure his grandparents will be relieved to receive confirmation.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2011 2:43:12 pm PDT #26030 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Just because it involves someone else's genitals is no reason not to post a picture of Batman 's flaming face. ... Wait, it is. But "flaming Batman face" might be my new saying.

I may be able to crop the flaming Batman face out. Lemme see.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2011 2:51:18 pm PDT #26031 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Flaming Batman head: [link]


erin_obscure - Jul 24, 2011 2:53:28 pm PDT #26032 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Ah, a candle where you set your superhero's head on fire. That's right up there with Barney pinatas for childhood party trauma (and adult entertainment).


Burrell - Jul 24, 2011 2:53:46 pm PDT #26033 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That Batman's such a hot head!