Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jul 24, 2011 2:31:04 pm PDT #26027 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I took a picture of Flaming Batman Candle next to Batman Underpants, but I am not sharing it since it involves someone else's undergarments. Just try to envision it.

Just because it involves someone else's genitals is no reason not to post a picture of Batman 's flaming face. ... Wait, it is. But "flaming Batman face" might be my new saying.


Hil R. - Jul 24, 2011 2:33:32 pm PDT #26028 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The burn on my leg is starting to blister, and I can't stop poking at it. I need one of those dog cones or something to put over my leg.


billytea - Jul 24, 2011 2:34:26 pm PDT #26029 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This morning, while I was getting ready for work, I could hear through the baby monitor that Ryan had woken up and was testing the limits of his knowledge. His conversation (presumably to Bubby, his bedtime froggie) bounced around between English and Chinese and went along these lines:

Daddy tail? ...No tail.
[Grandma] tail? ...No tail.
{Airplane] tail? ...No tail. (There may still be some gaps in his understanding.)
[Grandpa] tail? ...No tail.

I'm sure his grandparents will be relieved to receive confirmation.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2011 2:43:12 pm PDT #26030 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Just because it involves someone else's genitals is no reason not to post a picture of Batman 's flaming face. ... Wait, it is. But "flaming Batman face" might be my new saying.

I may be able to crop the flaming Batman face out. Lemme see.


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2011 2:51:18 pm PDT #26031 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Flaming Batman head: [link]


erin_obscure - Jul 24, 2011 2:53:28 pm PDT #26032 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Ah, a candle where you set your superhero's head on fire. That's right up there with Barney pinatas for childhood party trauma (and adult entertainment).


Burrell - Jul 24, 2011 2:53:46 pm PDT #26033 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That Batman's such a hot head!


smonster - Jul 24, 2011 3:50:16 pm PDT #26034 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The burn on my leg is starting to blister, and I can't stop poking at it. I need one of those dog cones or something to put over my leg.

Hil, if you don't go to the doctor, I recommend Spenco Second Skin fastened with waterproof tape. It's an occlusive dressing and will keep the skin clean and moist while it heals.

Flaming Batman head

"I'm melllltinngg!!!


Hil R. - Jul 24, 2011 3:52:52 pm PDT #26035 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It really doesn't hurt much at all anymore, so going to a doctor seems weird. "Yeah, hi, this hurt for a little while, and now it doesn't hurt but people keep wincing when they look at it." I'll take a look at that Second Skin stuff.


Cass - Jul 24, 2011 4:35:04 pm PDT #26036 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It might not hurt because you burned the nerves. Doesn't neccessarily mean it's not something a pro should check.