the part about 5 gal of vaseline that kept me awake thinking about it...is how HEAVY that must be. Seriously, that stuff is not feather light and 5 GALLONS? ugh. Ya gotta be serious to heft that around.
Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Jul 22, 2011 8:16:16 am PDT #25917 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Barb - Jul 22, 2011 10:33:49 am PDT #25918 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh guys, I'm a'skeered in a big way right now. My mother just called, cackling, to inform me that she already has my birthday present. The fact that she was cackling was terrifying enough but then she uttered the immortal words: "You're going to LOVE it!" That raised one red flag. She then followed up with: "It's something you'd NEVER in a million years expect!" (WARNING: DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!)
When I relayed the conversation to the familia, even the teenagers had the good sense to look scared.
Why can't the woman just give gift certificates to stores of my choosing?
::sigh::
Liese S. - Jul 22, 2011 10:36:46 am PDT #25919 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Maybe it's a pony. You never expect ponies, right?
Steph L. - Jul 22, 2011 10:36:56 am PDT #25920 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"It's something you'd NEVER in a million years expect!"
Oooh, I bet it's a creepy human-faced cat thing! (Who has that now? And what was it named?)
brenda m - Jul 22, 2011 10:37:34 am PDT #25921 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh you're in big trouble.
When does it arrive? (I need to know so I can be sure to have popcorn on hand. Or maybe shots.)
amych - Jul 22, 2011 10:38:26 am PDT #25922 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Belinda!
Steph L. - Jul 22, 2011 10:41:44 am PDT #25923 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ack, Belinda! Yes!
You're getting a Belinda!
Tom Scola - Jul 22, 2011 10:43:35 am PDT #25924 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Barb - Jul 22, 2011 10:45:25 am PDT #25925 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
When does it arrive? (I need to know so I can be sure to have popcorn on hand. Or maybe shots.)
Well, my birthday's in a month, which is another cause for concern, because seriously, I can't remember the last time the woman bought me a birthday gift this far in advance and if I remember correctly, it was something equally as horrifying. What, exactly, it was, I couldn't tell you, but I'm quite certain it was horrifying.
Plus, she seems to think she's going to be here to give it to me in person-- never mind that my basement, where the guest room is, is currently a construction zone because of a faucet that leaked into the wall and soaked the paneling and carpeting. And that our deck is about to be ripped out and more construction is about to start.
Nope... that matters not one whit, since she wants to visit.
::whimpers::
Barb - Jul 22, 2011 10:46:12 am PDT #25926 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
You're getting a Belinda!
I'd scream in terror except I honest-to-dog wouldn't put it past the woman.