Belinda!
Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakalicious in here.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Jul 22, 2011 10:38:26 am PDT #25922 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Steph L. - Jul 22, 2011 10:41:44 am PDT #25923 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Ack, Belinda! Yes!
You're getting a Belinda!
Tom Scola - Jul 22, 2011 10:43:35 am PDT #25924 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Barb - Jul 22, 2011 10:45:25 am PDT #25925 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
When does it arrive? (I need to know so I can be sure to have popcorn on hand. Or maybe shots.)
Well, my birthday's in a month, which is another cause for concern, because seriously, I can't remember the last time the woman bought me a birthday gift this far in advance and if I remember correctly, it was something equally as horrifying. What, exactly, it was, I couldn't tell you, but I'm quite certain it was horrifying.
Plus, she seems to think she's going to be here to give it to me in person-- never mind that my basement, where the guest room is, is currently a construction zone because of a faucet that leaked into the wall and soaked the paneling and carpeting. And that our deck is about to be ripped out and more construction is about to start.
Nope... that matters not one whit, since she wants to visit.
::whimpers::
Barb - Jul 22, 2011 10:46:12 am PDT #25926 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
You're getting a Belinda!
I'd scream in terror except I honest-to-dog wouldn't put it past the woman.
Steph L. - Jul 22, 2011 10:46:31 am PDT #25927 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Belinda.
Sweet Italian Jesus, that thing is worse than I remembered.
Vortex - Jul 22, 2011 10:50:11 am PDT #25928 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
That's kinda hilarious. I mean...this is the internet age, and instead of looking at porn, they're asking questions about condoms on the PHONE? I thought people under 30 didn't use the telephone! :)
Har. The cell phone reception in the dressing rooms is terrible, and they didn't have a computer.
Calli - Jul 22, 2011 10:53:58 am PDT #25929 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The cell phone reception in the dressing rooms is terrible, and they didn't have a computer.
"We must find trouble as they did in the days of old. Jared, bring us this thing called 'a telephone' and a book containing the numbers accessible therewith."
Toddson - Jul 22, 2011 10:55:05 am PDT #25930 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Barb, if you're lucky your mother will do what my mother's done - tuck it away someplace "safe" and either forget where she's put it or forget it entirely. (However, this may only delay the horror until Christmas or next year.)
Ginger - Jul 22, 2011 11:06:30 am PDT #25931 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Barb, one hopeful thought: the very last thing you would expect is something you actually want.
Perhaps you can tell your mother you're out of town. Pick an (fake) itinerary where there are Buffistas, and we'll send postcards.