I just sneezed so hard I pulled a muscle. Stupid pregnancy.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 6:18:52 am PDT #266 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
beekaytee - Aug 27, 2010 6:39:39 am PDT #267 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
When it involves food, it's astonishing how quickly they learn a routine. Seriously.)
You've learned the secret to a happy home, right there, Steph.
The critters who aren't food motivated are so very much more work.
beekaytee - Aug 27, 2010 6:48:02 am PDT #268 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
billytea, I'm thinking Ryan is prepping for a great life as a playah. Look at that saucy smile and that shmooove gaze. Heartbreaker!
sj - Aug 27, 2010 6:50:15 am PDT #269 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ryan is such an amazingly photogenic baby!
Steph L. - Aug 27, 2010 7:01:57 am PDT #270 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Ryan is calling someone to tell them they only WISH they looked as cute as him.
omnis_audis - Aug 27, 2010 7:04:41 am PDT #271 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
There I was, in bed, happy that I was up early, and not franticly running late. I read Vortex post, and it reminded me, tino is turning the water off in the building at 9!! I'm happy to report, I'm done with water, with 2 minutes to spare! Guess I'll be early to work.
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 7:06:43 am PDT #272 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Stories of Tino being thwarted are so inspirational!
omnis_audis - Aug 27, 2010 7:09:39 am PDT #273 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Fuck em in the arse!!! (my head said this in the meanest Dubliner accent it could imagine)
Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 7:17:52 am PDT #274 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I haven't thwarted Tino, but have thwarted my nemesis in another department from making us make a stupid copy change because she won't check with the copywriter before asking for them.
erikaj - Aug 27, 2010 7:26:47 am PDT #275 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!