Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2010 4:29:28 am PDT #2483 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Amish websites are mostly run by teenagers or non-Amish neighbors. Or are actually Mennonite.


lisah - Sep 14, 2010 5:08:57 am PDT #2484 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

my 68-year-old dad got his first tattoo. ON HIS NECK. (I actually think that the tat itself looks fantastic; I just have some doubts about the placement.

Are those his initials? I have my initials tattooed on me! just in case...

Anyway, it is a nice looking tattoo with a bold placement.

What's an ass antler?


Jars - Sep 14, 2010 5:40:58 am PDT #2485 of 30000

What's an ass antler?

Something along the lines of this, methinks?

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I've been considering egtting a tattoo for like ten years now. By the time I'm 68 maybe I'll be ready.


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 5:41:17 am PDT #2486 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Nerves nerves nerves.... Ugh!

I am out talking to the people today, just learned that there are 12 slots here and @700 applicants. My first thought at that news being PanicHideHurl. Why am I doing this?


Jars - Sep 14, 2010 5:43:52 am PDT #2487 of 30000

Why am I doing this?

Erm, because your odds are already better than 1 in 60 with those numbers! And if you assume that as in all things, ninety per cent of the applicants are crap, and you are quite clearly in the other ten percent, then your chances are already 1 in 5 or so without you even making much effort!


hippocampus - Sep 14, 2010 5:53:05 am PDT #2488 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Dude, Jars. You and DH get cookies once I come out from under my bed.


Aims - Sep 14, 2010 5:58:59 am PDT #2489 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So ... I'm kind of a moron.

One of the requirements for me to student teach (after I finish my class requirements, of course) is 100 pre-student teaching hours. Most people will substitute teach to earn these, if they don't have a regular job. I was using Girl Scout stuff because I couldn't sub, because regular job.

Hey guess what I don't have anymore? A REGULAR JOB!!

AND!! I have enough credits (90+) to sub in actual, real classrooms!! So I've started to process to become a sub.

It came to me last night, but then today when I dropped Em off at school, I stuck around and ended up chatting with her teachers. Turns out, they need an aide in the class and they want me!! So I've done the paperwork and I'm begging to get put into an already full enrollment class. Tomorrow I go get fingerprinted. Woohoo!! I'm going to (kind of) teach!!


Sparky1 - Sep 14, 2010 6:04:34 am PDT #2490 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sox, I told you: The cookies are supposed to be stuck to your application with icing (not staples)! As a person who has looked at hundreds of applications for law schools, the one I remember most was from the woman who had been a baker.

Aims: Yay! Does this mean you'll be in Em's classroom?


Aims - Sep 14, 2010 6:05:29 am PDT #2491 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sparky - it could be! They need a long term sub, so if I can get into this enrollment class I need, then I should be able to be in the pool, at which point Em's teachers will request me.


brenda m - Sep 14, 2010 6:09:54 am PDT #2492 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's awesome, Aims!