I can never decide if I prefer the Witches books or the Death books.
Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg are definitely my heroes. But I love the Watch just as much. I can now recite "Where is my Cow" from memory!
Right now, I'm listening to The Truth. Honestly, whatever he satirizes...in this case, the media...Pratchett pings perfectly. He's as seemingly omniscient as Granny Weatherwax.
Next up is I Shall Wear Midnight, the last of the Tiffany Aching novels. I'm hoping for Feegles.
Best conversation opener ever: I had a bad day yesterday, I got accused of flirting with a midget.
From my mother.
Lots of health~ma for erika's brother.
Lots of WTH for Vortex's mother.
Was she flirting?
I got a temp assignment starting tomorrow. I may be crazy for taking this but I've already turned down 1 assignment and I didn't want to do it again. It's manufacturing stuff, reboxing things. I've never done anything like this before but I'm ready to work.
Was she flirting?
har.
I may be crazy for taking this but I've already turned down 1 assignment and I didn't want to do it again. It's manufacturing stuff, reboxing things. I've never done anything like this before but I'm ready to work.
yeah, temp agencies can get squirrely if you don't take an assignment, and in this climate, you don't want to piss off the agency.
psst... "midget" is hate speech. I didn't know so I feel obligated to pipe up when I see it used.
I know dealing with your mom is a PITA, Vortex, but she is comedy GOLD.
ION, gardening has made my legs look like a woodchuck has been gnawing on them, between little cuts and scrapes, rashes and bug bites.
Fabulous.
psst... "midget" is hate speech. I didn't know so I feel obligated to pipe up when I see it used.
oh, yes, I told her that the correct term was "little person", but I thought that the quote should be accurate.
I know dealing with your mom is a PITA, Vortex, but she is comedy GOLD.
Yeah, I gotta share the funny as well as the crazy. Although they are often the same thing.
oh, yes, I told her that the correct term was "little person", but I thought that the quote should be accurate.
cool. It doesn't help that the m word is a funny word. I miss using it but people say "I miss using 'gay' to mean happy" and I think those people are assholes.
Wait, you can't use "gay" to mean "happy" anymore? I thought you just couldn't use "gay" to mean "stupid."