Best conversation opener ever: I had a bad day yesterday, I got accused of flirting with a midget.
From my mother.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Jun 27, 2011 8:14:20 am PDT #24175 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
WindSparrow - Jun 27, 2011 8:26:04 am PDT #24176 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Lots of health~ma for erika's brother.
Lots of WTH for Vortex's mother.
askye - Jun 27, 2011 8:30:53 am PDT #24177 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Was she flirting?
I got a temp assignment starting tomorrow. I may be crazy for taking this but I've already turned down 1 assignment and I didn't want to do it again. It's manufacturing stuff, reboxing things. I've never done anything like this before but I'm ready to work.
Vortex - Jun 27, 2011 8:37:33 am PDT #24178 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Was she flirting?
har.
I may be crazy for taking this but I've already turned down 1 assignment and I didn't want to do it again. It's manufacturing stuff, reboxing things. I've never done anything like this before but I'm ready to work.
yeah, temp agencies can get squirrely if you don't take an assignment, and in this climate, you don't want to piss off the agency.
Laga - Jun 27, 2011 8:50:38 am PDT #24179 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
psst... "midget" is hate speech. I didn't know so I feel obligated to pipe up when I see it used.
Strix - Jun 27, 2011 8:51:53 am PDT #24180 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I know dealing with your mom is a PITA, Vortex, but she is comedy GOLD.
ION, gardening has made my legs look like a woodchuck has been gnawing on them, between little cuts and scrapes, rashes and bug bites.
Fabulous.
Vortex - Jun 27, 2011 9:17:26 am PDT #24181 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
psst... "midget" is hate speech. I didn't know so I feel obligated to pipe up when I see it used.
oh, yes, I told her that the correct term was "little person", but I thought that the quote should be accurate.
I know dealing with your mom is a PITA, Vortex, but she is comedy GOLD.
Yeah, I gotta share the funny as well as the crazy. Although they are often the same thing.
Laga - Jun 27, 2011 9:30:37 am PDT #24182 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
oh, yes, I told her that the correct term was "little person", but I thought that the quote should be accurate.
cool. It doesn't help that the m word is a funny word. I miss using it but people say "I miss using 'gay' to mean happy" and I think those people are assholes.
Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2011 9:33:28 am PDT #24183 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Wait, you can't use "gay" to mean "happy" anymore? I thought you just couldn't use "gay" to mean "stupid."
Laga - Jun 27, 2011 9:34:00 am PDT #24184 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Wait, yes, you're right, P-C.
I think good words are all the same but each bad word is bad in its own way.
I feel weird talking about how my family owned an MG Midget when I was a baby.
And I probably put too much emphasis on 'gay' when I'm talking about the "Gay Nineties".
Also I avoid using 'niggardly' despite its unique etymology.