I've been bringing cures
from Pilgrim Heights to Provincetown
Treated rabbit fever down ON
Queen Anne Road
Gout or gastritus and mumps or bronchitis
Bites and burns and blue abrasions
Got a pill for all occasions!!!!
We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history.
Jonathan ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Jun 03, 2011 11:34:59 am PDT #22578 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:35:19 am PDT #22579 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Monorail!
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:35:36 am PDT #22580 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sorry, crossed the streams.
askye - Jun 03, 2011 11:35:48 am PDT #22581 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I'm a little touchy with the whole "kids can't have mental health illnesses" since that's one of the things that screwed me up for so long. Granted the DSMV didn't haev pediatric bipolar disorder until I was out of high school, but I started having severe problems when I was around 9 or so. Things got really bad from age 11-15 before I was finally diagnosed with "atypical depression" and at that point I was so severely depressed, I really should have ended up in hospital.
But for most of the time what I heard was "if I really wanted to"I would be like other kids my age. And the absolute knife the heart, worst thing I ever heard "If I really loved my mother I wouldn't act the way I did."
Luckily Mom didn't buy into that.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2011 11:36:38 am PDT #22582 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think "cheer up, little buckeroo!"
I knew it! Cheer up, you slacker of sad!
I am interested in your product, and will fund you on Kickstarter.
First, off I'm doing away with pills and coming up with a stylish yet intriguing series of delivery systems. We might start with those little cigarette-holder-opium-bowl-thingies you see in Watchmen. Or possibly we shall go to tinctures administered through something that looks exactly like an Art Nouveau Absinthe dispenser. Of course, the raw sugar cubes will also be laced with drugs and everybody's mental health will occur in medically sanctioned, silk pillowed dens of sane iniquity. For which I have coined the phrase "saniquity."
Saniquity Dens will be located in residential neighborhoods, replacing Starbucks, and also in office parks, looking suspiciously like Jaye's I Dream of Jeannie styled trailer.
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:38:30 am PDT #22583 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
askye, I agree with you 100%. And your mom is awesome.
Ginger - Jun 03, 2011 11:38:50 am PDT #22584 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
We wouldn't need all these fancy-schmancy diagnoses if they just brought back laudanum.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2011 11:40:10 am PDT #22585 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We wouldn't need all these fancy-schmancy diagnoses if they just brought back laudanum.
Right? You know what my favorite opiate of the masses is? Opium!
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:41:41 am PDT #22586 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
We wouldn't need all these fancy-schmancy diagnoses if they just brought back laudanum.
Trufax, my brother and I had a conversation today about what junkies we would be if only we could get ahold of morphine on a regular basis. (Hey, at least we recognize our addictive tendencies and steer clear of the dealers, you know?)
Ginger - Jun 03, 2011 11:42:36 am PDT #22587 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
You can have all my morphine if I can have your codeine.