Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:38:30 am PDT #22583 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

askye, I agree with you 100%. And your mom is awesome.


Ginger - Jun 03, 2011 11:38:50 am PDT #22584 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We wouldn't need all these fancy-schmancy diagnoses if they just brought back laudanum.


DavidS - Jun 03, 2011 11:40:10 am PDT #22585 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We wouldn't need all these fancy-schmancy diagnoses if they just brought back laudanum.

Right? You know what my favorite opiate of the masses is? Opium!


Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:41:41 am PDT #22586 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We wouldn't need all these fancy-schmancy diagnoses if they just brought back laudanum.

Trufax, my brother and I had a conversation today about what junkies we would be if only we could get ahold of morphine on a regular basis. (Hey, at least we recognize our addictive tendencies and steer clear of the dealers, you know?)


Ginger - Jun 03, 2011 11:42:36 am PDT #22587 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You can have all my morphine if I can have your codeine.


Aims - Jun 03, 2011 11:43:15 am PDT #22588 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t waves her codeine in the air. waves it like she just don't care.

It's the good stuff, too. What they gave me when I had the pertussis.


Connie Neil - Jun 03, 2011 11:44:10 am PDT #22589 of 30000
brillig

I shouldn't have to point it out, but I'm not saying a kid can't have issues. I'm just remembering myself as a kid and all my kid friends, and how many diagnoses would have been given to us when we thought we were just kids.


Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:45:51 am PDT #22590 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, I appreciate all the opiates I've had for various legitimate medical diagnoses (codeine for pleurisy, percocet for the back, morphine for the back) -- they all make me floaty to various degrees. I like 'em all.

(NOT A JUNKIE. I SWEARS.)


Aims - Jun 03, 2011 11:46:15 am PDT #22591 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

A lot of times, a diagnosis is a short cut some parents make. In this particular case, it's very real.

Although some of it might be mitigated if the parents used any sort of discipline at home. From an outsider's perspective, that is.


askye - Jun 03, 2011 11:48:52 am PDT #22592 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

To change the subject I found more reasons to love Vermont.

A bill that got passed quietly and hasn't received that much attention (I only read about it in the free weekly) - Vermont born trans gender people can now get a "clean" birth certificate with the new name and gender. The old birth certificates will be sealed. And the law has been changed so that medical professionals are given the authority to say when a people are at the point in their transition where a new birth certificate is needed. Under the old way a probate judge had to decided and the letters from doctors had to follow a very specific script and letters could get rejected for minor deviations from the script.

This bill ended up getting tacked on to the one that says health insurance companies have to cover midwives.

A bill was also passed saying all single stall restrooms in government offices must be gender neutral.