Wait. Was I just offered Oreos????
BRING THEM TO ME NOW PLZ
I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:23:55 am PDT #22572 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Atropa - Jun 03, 2011 11:24:36 am PDT #22573 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
You just need Oreos and lemonade. Come to here and I will cure you.
starts packing bags
Volans - Jun 03, 2011 11:24:56 am PDT #22574 of 30000
move out and draw fire
topped with a brandied serotonin reuptake cherry
I am interested in your product, and will fund you on Kickstarter.
Aims - Jun 03, 2011 11:31:00 am PDT #22575 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dr. Aimses Miracle Cure! Feeling down in the dumpy? Got a case of the Mondays? Riddled with [insert religon here] guilt? Buy my Miracle Cure! Guar-um-dam-teed to fix ya right up!
Toddson - Jun 03, 2011 11:32:59 am PDT #22576 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And it tastes good!
Laga - Jun 03, 2011 11:33:27 am PDT #22577 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
May I have chocolate milk instead of lemonade?
Aims - Jun 03, 2011 11:34:59 am PDT #22578 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've been bringing cures
from Pilgrim Heights to Provincetown
Treated rabbit fever down ON
Queen Anne Road
Gout or gastritus and mumps or bronchitis
Bites and burns and blue abrasions
Got a pill for all occasions!!!!
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:35:19 am PDT #22579 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Monorail!
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2011 11:35:36 am PDT #22580 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sorry, crossed the streams.
askye - Jun 03, 2011 11:35:48 am PDT #22581 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I'm a little touchy with the whole "kids can't have mental health illnesses" since that's one of the things that screwed me up for so long. Granted the DSMV didn't haev pediatric bipolar disorder until I was out of high school, but I started having severe problems when I was around 9 or so. Things got really bad from age 11-15 before I was finally diagnosed with "atypical depression" and at that point I was so severely depressed, I really should have ended up in hospital.
But for most of the time what I heard was "if I really wanted to"I would be like other kids my age. And the absolute knife the heart, worst thing I ever heard "If I really loved my mother I wouldn't act the way I did."
Luckily Mom didn't buy into that.