I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 21, 2011 9:22:43 pm PDT #21781 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Congratulations smonster!

I try for 1/2 a spritz, but it's almost impossible to achieve.

I squirt it in front of me and then walk through it.


Pix - May 21, 2011 9:59:50 pm PDT #21782 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Yay smonster! Great news for you and NOLA!


WindSparrow - May 22, 2011 3:14:09 am PDT #21783 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

smonster, I'm so happy for you!

Uh, there may have been more, but tree sex is seriously getting to me.


DebetEsse - May 22, 2011 3:42:30 am PDT #21784 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

HFS, I'm moving to New Orleans.

t like


Nora Deirdre - May 22, 2011 7:49:40 am PDT #21785 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

there's no actual produce yet what with the late winter and all the damn rain.

Heh. You will soon discover that in New England, you don't really get any produce till mid- to late- June. And that's early season produce.

Hooray for smonster apartment! In the best new EVAH, it is LITERALLY less than 3 blocks from us. And I have met the landlord with KL and we insinuated that smonster had the FULL SUPPORT of the Irish Channel Neighborhood Association so don't mess with her.

It's a classic half a shotgun but with some excellent improvements that make it much easier to share with a roommate, i.e., doors between rooms and a hallway between the back two bedrooms that has the bathroom and a side door entrance, so no one has to sneak through someone else's bedroom in the middle of the night to get to their bedroom or the bathroom. Anyway, YAY!!

ION, my grandma died yesterday morning. I had plane tickets to go out and see her this week, but instead I will be using the tickets for her wake and funeral. I am sad and also dreading the upcoming familial shenanigans.


smonster - May 22, 2011 8:01:20 am PDT #21786 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Nora. So sorry about your grandma and I hope the shenanigans are minimal to nonexistent.

And I have met the landlord with KL and we insinuated that smonster had the FULL SUPPORT of the Irish Channel Neighborhood Association so don't mess with her.

AHAHA I wondered if you'd gone there. I owe you two so, so much.


amyth - May 22, 2011 8:10:22 am PDT #21787 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

So sorry, Nora, and good luck with your family.

The house situation sounds PERFECT, smonster, the neighborhood, the house itself, proximity to Nora and DH, everything.


Shir - May 22, 2011 8:17:16 am PDT #21788 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Nora, I'm sorry. ~ma to you and your family, with minimal to nonexistent shenanigans, as smonster said cleverly.

Passing~ma to quester's uncle.

Health~ma to Scrappy's DH.

And yay! for the housing, smonster!


Nora Deirdre - May 22, 2011 8:24:19 am PDT #21789 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

AHAHA I wondered if you'd gone there.

We were subtle! (I think.) It was mostly in the guise of vouching for you. (which there really was NO issue with from Ray's POV.)


Beverly - May 22, 2011 8:29:44 am PDT #21790 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Nora, I'm so sorry. May your time go more easily than you expect.

Smonster, yay, NOLA house!

Still sending health-ma to Scrappy's DH.