Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 10, 2011 4:28:06 pm PDT #21188 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Soooo... is there any reason I shouldn't wait a while*? I might not need it, and I'm short on cashola at the moment.

I would say no, but set like 19 calendar alerts so that if you don't have another job/other coverage by day 45 (didn't it used to be 61?) you don't miss the date. For the continuity reasons meara mentioned.

But remember that if you elect it retroactively, you pay retroactively too - so waiting saves you money if you don't need it at all, but not if you do end up needing it. Then it's just a timing game. Which may be worth it anyway depending on your circumstances.


§ ita § - May 10, 2011 4:29:17 pm PDT #21189 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

smonster, your reading is correct. You can retroactively cover yourself. It makes things a bit more complicated, but if there's a chance you won't need it, it's a decent gamble.


smonster - May 10, 2011 4:34:29 pm PDT #21190 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ita, thanks.

brenda, it's still 60 days to elect coverage. You have 45 days from when you elect coverage to pay your first premium, but the first one goes all the way back.


askye - May 10, 2011 4:34:59 pm PDT #21191 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I worded it badly. Yes you will get covered retroactively but if you need services you'll have to pay for them out of pocket and then get reimbursed.

Of course my situation is different in that I kept getting the run around and also I was on a local HMO and couldn't get coverage and I'm now waiting for paperwork to find out what insurance I'll actually have.


smonster - May 10, 2011 4:41:35 pm PDT #21192 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, gotcha. I do have some things I should do before I go, if I can. And since my former company is also in NOLA, there sure better be coverage there. It's a United HMO, so. And good luck to you getting all that straightened out.


Strix - May 10, 2011 4:44:02 pm PDT #21193 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's a poser, smonster.

Are you covered now? Do you have a supply of necessary medications that will allow your physical and mental health to function optimally during this move and search? If not, then the outlay for COBRA might be worth it, because if you fuck your health up, you fuck the whole thing up.

I am not the queen of health insurance info; personally, I would probably try to wait it out. Of course, Murphy's Law dictates that this would End Badly -- you don't wanna get to NOLA and have something that would be fairly cheap with coverage, like a UTI moving into a kidney infection, say, spring up and cost you hundreds.

But I also thinking of the mini-heart attack I had when pricing moving options from NC to NOLA, so...


amych - May 10, 2011 4:54:56 pm PDT #21194 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can I get in on the health-insurance whining?

When I left my old job, we switched me to S's insurance, so I didn't take COBRA. Yay, relief. But now he's switched jobs, and his old insurance is running out, and his new job doesn't pay for coverage - instead, they reimburse part of the coverage you buy on the open market, which means we get to shop for said coverage.

Which is stressful enough, as experiences go.

But the really fun part is that according to his COBRA paperwork, I WAS NOT COVERED ON HIS OLD POLICY. On which we were PAYING FOR TWO PEOPLE. After he ENROLLED ME IN THEIR FUCKING EMPLOYEE POLICY according to their own procedures.

Which makes it a SHITLOAD MORE HASSLE TO SHOP IN THE OPEN MARKET (for shitty high-deductible coverage) WHEN I'M SELF-EMPLOYED AND HAD A COVERAGE BREAK.

And I'd really like to, you know, abandon everything to move to a civilized country that recognizes that it's both a moral good and plain old self interest to actually take care of its people.

And also, go COCKPUNCH THE ASSHOLES WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REPEAL THE TINY TINY STEPS WE BARELY MANAGED TO GET toward a modern health system.

Or, you know, go cry a lot. About the fact that I live in a country that flagwaves their FUCKING LIES about how the shitstain of a non-policy their lobbyists have stuck us with for generations now is both pro-entrepreneurship and "Christian".


amyth - May 10, 2011 4:59:11 pm PDT #21195 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Fuck, amych.

Also,

But the really fun part is that according to his COBRA paperwork, I WAS NOT COVERED ON HIS OLD POLICY. On which we were PAYING FOR TWO PEOPLE. After he ENROLLED ME IN THEIR FUCKING EMPLOYEE POLICY according to their own procedures.

WTF?

Also,

And also, go COCKPUNCH THE ASSHOLES WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REPEAL THE TINY TINY STEPS WE BARELY MANAGED TO GET toward a modern health system.

WORD.


amych - May 10, 2011 5:01:56 pm PDT #21196 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

WTF?

Yeah.

I mean, we have to make assloads of phone calls and hopefully get things straightened out, but. I really just want the whole insurance racket to go fuck themselves to death so we can start again with a nice clean sensibly tax-funded single-player slate.


amyth - May 10, 2011 5:03:46 pm PDT #21197 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

No fucking kidding.

Oh wait, we already live in a Socialist state, haven't you heard?