Tara: Do you have any books on robots? Giles: Oh, yes, dozens. There's a lot of research to be done in order to--no, I'm lying. Haven't got squat. I just like watching Xander squirm.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Sep 10, 2010 10:46:48 am PDT #2096 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

"Singin' in the Rain" a *bad* movie? Man, you weren't kiddin' about hallucinating!

Some characters annoyed me. Mostly the male star. And apparently, I didn't like most of the songs. And the dancing parts were too long.

Hey, that's what I remember (with hallucinations and everything).


Laga - Sep 10, 2010 10:50:34 am PDT #2097 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

"Singin' in the Rain" a *bad* movie? Man, you weren't kiddin' about hallucinating!

In my brain, she meant to say My Fair Lady.


Atropa - Sep 10, 2010 10:51:57 am PDT #2098 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

In my brain, she meant to say My Fair Lady.

TAKE THAT BACK, MY FAIR LADY IS BRILLIANT. Even if I married a version of Henry Higgins.


amyth - Sep 10, 2010 10:54:59 am PDT #2099 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

In my brain, it was South Pacific.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2010 10:55:20 am PDT #2100 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Catholics debate minimum requirements for intercourse: Your sex and gender morning roundup

Catholics debate what qualifies as the only acceptable version of sex: "This would seem to require at a minimum that a man's penis penetrate a woman's vagina, that the man ejaculates while penetrating the woman's vagina, and that neither the man nor the woman intends to render the act non-procreative as either an end or a means. Those who contracept aim to render their act of intercourse non-procreative (i.e., unsuitable for the procreation of children). So they intend a non-marital and hence non-consummative act. It follows that should they conceive a child contrary to their intentions, they do so by means of a non-marital act."

I have never had sex.

eta: So having sex while using contraceptives isn't sex? Is that what they're saying?


Frankenbuddha - Sep 10, 2010 10:55:32 am PDT #2101 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Even if

It's funny 'cause it's true!

And ADORABLE!!!!


Laga - Sep 10, 2010 10:57:40 am PDT #2102 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

... but ...but ...Henry Higgins is an asshole!


Aims - Sep 10, 2010 10:57:54 am PDT #2103 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I *demand* a performance of "I'm an Ordinary Man" next time I see him.


Spidra Webster - Sep 10, 2010 10:58:45 am PDT #2104 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I have a number of friends who grew up in Santa Barbara. When Clinton said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", they were all agreeing because in their Santa Barbara circle oral sex was not considered sex. We've been giving them shit about it ever since.


Atropa - Sep 10, 2010 10:59:26 am PDT #2105 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

... but ...but ...Henry Higgins is an asshole!

Oh, I married a MUCH NICER version of Henry Higgens. But there are some similarities, trust me. (And even he admits it.)

Strangely tho', Pete loves My Fair Lady. As in, he usually suggests watching it more often than I do.