In my brain, it was South Pacific.
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amyth - Sep 10, 2010 10:54:59 am PDT #2099 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
tommyrot - Sep 10, 2010 10:55:20 am PDT #2100 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Catholics debate minimum requirements for intercourse: Your sex and gender morning roundup
Catholics debate what qualifies as the only acceptable version of sex: "This would seem to require at a minimum that a man's penis penetrate a woman's vagina, that the man ejaculates while penetrating the woman's vagina, and that neither the man nor the woman intends to render the act non-procreative as either an end or a means. Those who contracept aim to render their act of intercourse non-procreative (i.e., unsuitable for the procreation of children). So they intend a non-marital and hence non-consummative act. It follows that should they conceive a child contrary to their intentions, they do so by means of a non-marital act."
I have never had sex.
eta: So having sex while using contraceptives isn't sex? Is that what they're saying?
Frankenbuddha - Sep 10, 2010 10:55:32 am PDT #2101 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Even if
It's funny 'cause it's true!
And ADORABLE!!!!
Laga - Sep 10, 2010 10:57:40 am PDT #2102 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
... but ...but ...Henry Higgins is an asshole!
Aims - Sep 10, 2010 10:57:54 am PDT #2103 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I *demand* a performance of "I'm an Ordinary Man" next time I see him.
Spidra Webster - Sep 10, 2010 10:58:45 am PDT #2104 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I have a number of friends who grew up in Santa Barbara. When Clinton said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", they were all agreeing because in their Santa Barbara circle oral sex was not considered sex. We've been giving them shit about it ever since.
Atropa - Sep 10, 2010 10:59:26 am PDT #2105 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
... but ...but ...Henry Higgins is an asshole!
Oh, I married a MUCH NICER version of Henry Higgens. But there are some similarities, trust me. (And even he admits it.)
Strangely tho', Pete loves My Fair Lady. As in, he usually suggests watching it more often than I do.
Atropa - Sep 10, 2010 11:00:52 am PDT #2106 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I *demand* a performance of "I'm an Ordinary Man" next time I see him.
Ahahahaha!
Oh, that would be priceless. I keep threatening to learn "Just You Wait, 'enry 'iggens", but that gets me The Look. And a comment that "Wouldn't It Be Loverly" is more appropriate for me.
Aims - Sep 10, 2010 11:03:05 am PDT #2107 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I keep threatening to learn "Just You Wait, 'enry 'iggens", but that gets me The Look. And a comment that "Wouldn't It Be Loverly" is more appropriate for me.
And he's right, but still. You should learn the other as well. I'll make you the dresses.
Calli - Sep 10, 2010 11:06:18 am PDT #2108 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
eta: So having sex while using contraceptives isn't sex? Is that what they're saying?
I don't think so. I think they're saying that having sex while using contraceptives is non-marital sex, i.e. adultery. And any child conceived while having sex where one has taken precautions is therefore a bastard. At least, that's how it read to me.