I'm very lucky one internet friend pulled my night out of the dumper last night. I was *this* close to crying myself to sleep at 6pm (although it would certainly have been better for me to go to sleep at 6pm than at 5am like I really did).

What also helped was that my parents gave me a card where both my mom and my dad wrote substantial bits. And it was eerie how much they said what I needed to hear. Given that both of them spend a lot of time not listening to me when I'm speaking (like asking me something and walking out of the room as I respond to them), I'm astounded at how well what they wrote fits what's going on for me. Anyway, I was really touched and told them so. But I told them in email so they wouldn't walk away from me as I was saying it...

"Singin' in the Rain" a *bad* movie? Man, you weren't kiddin' about hallucinating!

Some characters annoyed me. Mostly the male star. And apparently, I didn't like most of the songs. And the dancing parts were too long.

Hey, that's what I remember (with hallucinations and everything).

"Singin' in the Rain" a *bad* movie? Man, you weren't kiddin' about hallucinating!

In my brain, she meant to say My Fair Lady.

In my brain, she meant to say My Fair Lady.

TAKE THAT BACK, MY FAIR LADY IS BRILLIANT. Even if I married a version of Henry Higgins.

In my brain, it was South Pacific.

Catholics debate minimum requirements for intercourse: Your sex and gender morning roundup

Catholics debate what qualifies as the only acceptable version of sex: "This would seem to require at a minimum that a man's penis penetrate a woman's vagina, that the man ejaculates while penetrating the woman's vagina, and that neither the man nor the woman intends to render the act non-procreative as either an end or a means. Those who contracept aim to render their act of intercourse non-procreative (i.e., unsuitable for the procreation of children). So they intend a non-marital and hence non-consummative act. It follows that should they conceive a child contrary to their intentions, they do so by means of a non-marital act."

I have never had sex.

eta: So having sex while using contraceptives isn't sex? Is that what they're saying?

Even if

It's funny 'cause it's true!

And ADORABLE!!!!

... but ...but ...Henry Higgins is an asshole!

I *demand* a performance of "I'm an Ordinary Man" next time I see him.

I have a number of friends who grew up in Santa Barbara. When Clinton said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", they were all agreeing because in their Santa Barbara circle oral sex was not considered sex. We've been giving them shit about it ever since.