So, wait, you're supposed to like eating women out, but can still get away without giving a BJ?
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 02, 2011 7:33:43 pm PDT #20798 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - May 02, 2011 7:39:53 pm PDT #20799 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think fellatio is commonly regarded as a chore, at least among women.
I have to confess, I don't think it's a chore, but I could do without some of the mess. Also -- feel free to make jokes*; I have heard them all already -- I have a tiny jaw/mouth, and Tim is...well, let's say...*gifted* in that area. So it's kind of physically difficult after about 2 minutes. But I hate to not reciprocate when he's so damn enthusiastic about delivering. (The ADD trait of hyperfocus is sometimes a damn good thing, is all I'll say about that.)
*(Go ahead; "Hur hur hur, you talk so much, you sure SOUND like you have a BIG mouth, hur hur hur!")
Vortex - May 02, 2011 7:46:58 pm PDT #20800 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
but I could do without some of the mess
amen.
Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 8:13:07 pm PDT #20801 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I personally have a lot of fun doing it, but a number of women I know do not.
Some of THEM seem to forget there is an actual mouth and throat involved too... i.e. they forget they have lips and teeth and hands and saliva and can shift around and talk dirty and that "spit or swallow" are two of about a dozen options.
Instead they've got this narrow on-yer-knees/deep-throat/mouth-fucking vision and treat it as a chore or a favor.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 03, 2011 2:20:01 am PDT #20802 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I'm bisexual and think oral sex is fun all around!
And I don't! (Just not a fan. And there's so much stuff out there that I do enjoy, that it seems a bit pointless. I'm a waste of a bisexual, really.)
Had very little sleep. There is almost no news, except that while things are probably extremely serious, they're not as urgent as they were thinking last night.
I am writing the book review that a journal asked me to write months ago. Apparently lack of sleep is good for procrastination.
Hil R. - May 03, 2011 5:18:00 am PDT #20803 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Office hours are really boring when there aren't any students here and there aren't any other instructors around to chat with.
vw bug - May 03, 2011 5:24:02 am PDT #20804 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Oh, how I've missed my Bitches! What a great conversation to just jump in on.
I have to admit that I used to find it a chore, but then I went to a class, and now I actually quite enjoy it, on my terms. Also, I learned to put on a condom with my mouth, which is quite the fun parlor trick!
WindSparrow - May 03, 2011 5:36:09 am PDT #20805 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I have to admit that I used to find it a chore, but then I went to a class, and now I actually quite enjoy it, on my terms.
Continuing Education Unit?
NoiseDesign - May 03, 2011 5:43:13 am PDT #20806 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
which is quite the fun parlor trick!
This sounds like a fascinating parlor.
vw bug - May 03, 2011 5:59:59 am PDT #20807 of 30000
Mostly lurking...
Continuing Education Unit?
Yes. At Good Vibrations.
This sounds like a fascinating parlor.
It's a Bitches sort of parlor.