Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'

Xander ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 8:13:07 pm PDT #20801 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I personally have a lot of fun doing it, but a number of women I know do not.

Some of THEM seem to forget there is an actual mouth and throat involved too... i.e. they forget they have lips and teeth and hands and saliva and can shift around and talk dirty and that "spit or swallow" are two of about a dozen options.

Instead they've got this narrow on-yer-knees/deep-throat/mouth-fucking vision and treat it as a chore or a favor.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 03, 2011 2:20:01 am PDT #20802 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I'm bisexual and think oral sex is fun all around!

And I don't! (Just not a fan. And there's so much stuff out there that I do enjoy, that it seems a bit pointless. I'm a waste of a bisexual, really.)

Had very little sleep. There is almost no news, except that while things are probably extremely serious, they're not as urgent as they were thinking last night.

I am writing the book review that a journal asked me to write months ago. Apparently lack of sleep is good for procrastination.


Hil R. - May 03, 2011 5:18:00 am PDT #20803 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Office hours are really boring when there aren't any students here and there aren't any other instructors around to chat with.


vw bug - May 03, 2011 5:24:02 am PDT #20804 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oh, how I've missed my Bitches! What a great conversation to just jump in on.

I have to admit that I used to find it a chore, but then I went to a class, and now I actually quite enjoy it, on my terms. Also, I learned to put on a condom with my mouth, which is quite the fun parlor trick!


WindSparrow - May 03, 2011 5:36:09 am PDT #20805 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I have to admit that I used to find it a chore, but then I went to a class, and now I actually quite enjoy it, on my terms.

Continuing Education Unit?


NoiseDesign - May 03, 2011 5:43:13 am PDT #20806 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

which is quite the fun parlor trick!

This sounds like a fascinating parlor.


vw bug - May 03, 2011 5:59:59 am PDT #20807 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Continuing Education Unit?

Yes. At Good Vibrations.

This sounds like a fascinating parlor.

It's a Bitches sort of parlor.


Nora Deirdre - May 03, 2011 6:00:35 am PDT #20808 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Good times!


vw bug - May 03, 2011 6:02:34 am PDT #20809 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oh, yes! I wasn't going to out Nora as going with me. I've actually gone twice. I recommended the class to a friend, and she didn't want to go alone, so I went a second time. So, I must be very good now. Or something.


smonster - May 03, 2011 6:14:01 am PDT #20810 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm bisexual and think oral sex is fun all around!

Me, too!