Well played!
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - May 02, 2011 7:00:24 pm PDT #20790 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Vortex - May 02, 2011 7:03:51 pm PDT #20791 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
because there's a cultural assumption that no one *enjoys* performing cunnilingus just for the fun of it and it's some kind of chore to get a partner to go down on you?
...really? I both missed than memo and have been extraordinarily lucky in my choice of partners, then.
In this, I like to quote Shirley Manson of Garbage -- "Get down, get busy, or get the fuck out."
Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 7:13:51 pm PDT #20792 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm partial to "If you don't like pussy, you don't like girls."
Typo Boy - May 02, 2011 7:15:19 pm PDT #20793 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
News to me too. I wonder if that is leftover from the 50's cause3 I don't know many straight/bi guys my age or younger (or lesbian/bi women) who don't have various degrees of enthusiasm for it. I could say more, but maybe even in Bitches there is such a thing as TMI.
meara - May 02, 2011 7:18:05 pm PDT #20794 of 30000
Well, I think the cultural assumption at this point is very much that people are expected to do it! Just not that they'll enjoy it.
Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 7:19:13 pm PDT #20795 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I think fellatio is commonly regarded as a chore, at least among women.
Vortex - May 02, 2011 7:32:28 pm PDT #20796 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It has been my experience that fellatio is a chore when the guy forgets that it's an actual mouth and throat. If you work together, it can be good for everyone.
Pix - May 02, 2011 7:33:09 pm PDT #20797 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
I'm bisexual and think oral sex is fun all around!
Just trying to tie those conversation threads together. You're welcome.
Also, took Nyquil and fell asleep at 6. Now awake at 9:30. Problem.
§ ita § - May 02, 2011 7:33:43 pm PDT #20798 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, wait, you're supposed to like eating women out, but can still get away without giving a BJ?
Steph L. - May 02, 2011 7:39:53 pm PDT #20799 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think fellatio is commonly regarded as a chore, at least among women.
I have to confess, I don't think it's a chore, but I could do without some of the mess. Also -- feel free to make jokes*; I have heard them all already -- I have a tiny jaw/mouth, and Tim is...well, let's say...*gifted* in that area. So it's kind of physically difficult after about 2 minutes. But I hate to not reciprocate when he's so damn enthusiastic about delivering. (The ADD trait of hyperfocus is sometimes a damn good thing, is all I'll say about that.)
*(Go ahead; "Hur hur hur, you talk so much, you sure SOUND like you have a BIG mouth, hur hur hur!")