Shoot, Barb, if I were you, I'd put that on my website.
Possibly followed by "So THERE!"
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - May 02, 2011 9:52:46 am PDT #20727 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
amyth - May 02, 2011 9:55:19 am PDT #20728 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
That's awesome, Barb. I don't think it makes you a bad person at all.
P.M. Marc - May 02, 2011 10:00:33 am PDT #20729 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Zenkitty - May 02, 2011 10:01:43 am PDT #20730 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
What a gorgeous dog, Plei!
JZ - May 02, 2011 10:04:12 am PDT #20731 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yay Wallybee! As if becoming the parent of a 2-year-old wasn't enough excitement and accomplishment for one week.
I, too, laughed like a mean spiteful little loon at the dismissal of Myers, and smiled and nodded at the tip of the hat to Stars.
Random Matilda update: This morning, sitting on the potty while I "kept her company" (sat on the edge of the bathtub sucking down coffee and mumbling while she chattered away), she looked at me intently and said, "Mommy, when I talk my voice is kind of croaky, but your voice is very sweet."
"Really, my voice is kind of weird," I said (it is, really; a voiceover teacher once described it as "polarizing - every casting director who hears it is going to hate it or love it, but they'll never not notice it"--it doesn't bother me, it's just a thing). "I think you just think my voice is sweet because you love me."
"Who says your voice is weird?" Matilda asked.
"Lots of people. Almost everyone."
"NO, Mommy." Her voice got steely. "I mean, tell me their names."
Which I declined to do, because I don't want to be inadvertently responsible for my 4-year-old carrying out hits on half of Northern California.
Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 10:10:54 am PDT #20732 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
"A tragedy struck the Northern California casting director community today..."
Atropa - May 02, 2011 10:11:45 am PDT #20733 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"NO, Mommy." Her voice got steely. "I mean, tell me their names."
Dear Matilda, I love you.
Yay, Wallybee!
Barb, I am giggling maliciously on your behalf.
Burrell - May 02, 2011 10:14:50 am PDT #20734 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
So funny, JZ.
Maria - May 02, 2011 10:15:00 am PDT #20735 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Congratulations to Wallybee!
Barb, I think that is why they make handbaskets. I'd cheerfully ride to hell in one for that last paragraph.
Are we sure Matilda isn't half-Italian, instead of half-Greek? That is worthy of Sonny Corleone.
Laura - May 02, 2011 10:22:40 am PDT #20736 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Congrats to Wallybee!
Doggy! Very nice, Plei.
Go, Matilda!
The vet sent Brandy a birthday card. Doggy dreams of steaks and fire-hydrants and such.