The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 02, 2011 10:04:12 am PDT #20731 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yay Wallybee! As if becoming the parent of a 2-year-old wasn't enough excitement and accomplishment for one week.

I, too, laughed like a mean spiteful little loon at the dismissal of Myers, and smiled and nodded at the tip of the hat to Stars.

Random Matilda update: This morning, sitting on the potty while I "kept her company" (sat on the edge of the bathtub sucking down coffee and mumbling while she chattered away), she looked at me intently and said, "Mommy, when I talk my voice is kind of croaky, but your voice is very sweet."

"Really, my voice is kind of weird," I said (it is, really; a voiceover teacher once described it as "polarizing - every casting director who hears it is going to hate it or love it, but they'll never not notice it"--it doesn't bother me, it's just a thing). "I think you just think my voice is sweet because you love me."

"Who says your voice is weird?" Matilda asked.

"Lots of people. Almost everyone."

"NO, Mommy." Her voice got steely. "I mean, tell me their names."

Which I declined to do, because I don't want to be inadvertently responsible for my 4-year-old carrying out hits on half of Northern California.


Trudy Booth - May 02, 2011 10:10:54 am PDT #20732 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"A tragedy struck the Northern California casting director community today..."


Atropa - May 02, 2011 10:11:45 am PDT #20733 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"NO, Mommy." Her voice got steely. "I mean, tell me their names."

Dear Matilda, I love you.

Yay, Wallybee!

Barb, I am giggling maliciously on your behalf.


Burrell - May 02, 2011 10:14:50 am PDT #20734 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So funny, JZ.


Maria - May 02, 2011 10:15:00 am PDT #20735 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Congratulations to Wallybee!

Barb, I think that is why they make handbaskets. I'd cheerfully ride to hell in one for that last paragraph.

Are we sure Matilda isn't half-Italian, instead of half-Greek? That is worthy of Sonny Corleone.


Laura - May 02, 2011 10:22:40 am PDT #20736 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Congrats to Wallybee!

Doggy! Very nice, Plei.

Go, Matilda!

The vet sent Brandy a birthday card. Doggy dreams of steaks and fire-hydrants and such.


sumi - May 02, 2011 10:22:45 am PDT #20737 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo, Wallybee!

Matilda - la magnifica. Don't cross her.


beekaytee - May 02, 2011 10:25:57 am PDT #20738 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

"NO, Mommy." Her voice got steely. "I mean, tell me their names."

Which I declined to do, because I don't want to be inadvertently responsible for my 4-year-old carrying out hits on half of Northern California.

I sort of got chills while I was guffawing over Matilda's...um...enthusiasm.

I want her on my team.

Plei, what a lovely creature. Congrats on the new family member.

The couple who kept Bartleby while I was not!almost dying last year lost their 13.5 year old Greyhound on Saturday. Darius was champion racer for more than 6 years. Reaching his age, in pretty good health until the last day, was a real blessing.

God love them. They've, so far, given 7 retired Grey's the most loving home possible. Their 3 year old, Goose, has become a shop dog, until they decide on who next to bring home. So Bartleby and I go out for a mid-day walk with him. The Goose-man is never happier than on a leash, walking with other dogs. And, what a walker! He's so calm and easy. Puts my little guy to shame.


sumi - May 02, 2011 10:31:17 am PDT #20739 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Plei - your dog is adorable.


Tom Scola - May 02, 2011 10:33:37 am PDT #20740 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Beautiful, Plei.