They haven't said which way it's going, but the immediate area is peppered with tornado watches and warnings.
What's with these apocalyptostorms?
Warmup for the world ending in May?
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 3:17:41 pm PDT #20307 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Vortex - Apr 22, 2011 3:18:07 pm PDT #20308 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
in utterly first world/diamond shoes problems: my vibrator died last night.
Oh, I know this pain. I just hope that it didn't happen while in use.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 3:18:49 pm PDT #20309 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Toke was apparently named for her habit of getting into her original owners' stash, eating it, and then being totally stoned.
Want to hear weird synchronicity? In college, my roommate and I had a wee cactus we named Toke, and a fern named Chloe. And then 15 years later, I fell in love with a man with a cat named Toke and a dog named Chloe. Weiiiiiiiiird stuff, man. I told my roommate, and she said that we conjured him up. Which is entirely possible.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 3:22:11 pm PDT #20310 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Oh, that's funny. That's some damn fine conjuring.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:04:54 pm PDT #20311 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Fuckfuckfuck. Big tornado touching down right by where I work and where two of my co-workers live.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 4:13:26 pm PDT #20312 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Damn, Anne. I hope they're safe. And YOU stay safe!
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 4:15:02 pm PDT #20313 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My mother has decided that my sister and I aren't doing enough to find husbands, so she's creating profiles for us on dating sites.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:16:44 pm PDT #20314 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Thank you, Teppy.
I'll be holding my breath for the next half-hour as this moves through. The words "debris ball" have been mentioned. My neighborhood doesn't seem to be in the line of the worst of it, but it's going to hit lots of people I know.
Typo Boy - Apr 22, 2011 4:17:38 pm PDT #20315 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Anne, hope you are safe. Hil, tell your mother if she is going the old fashioned route of using a matchmaker to find her daughters husbands, she is required to set up a dowry for each of you as well. Part of the same tradition.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 4:26:53 pm PDT #20316 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hil, tell your mother if she is going the old fashioned route of using a matchmaker to find her daughters husbands, she is required to set up a dowry for each of you as well. Part of the same tradition.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind. And she's not using a matchmaker -- she's just going on eHarmony and answering the profile questions the way that she thinks we'd answer them and setting up profiles in our names.