My mother has decided that my sister and I aren't doing enough to find husbands, so she's creating profiles for us on dating sites.
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 4:15:02 pm PDT #20313 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:16:44 pm PDT #20314 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Thank you, Teppy.
I'll be holding my breath for the next half-hour as this moves through. The words "debris ball" have been mentioned. My neighborhood doesn't seem to be in the line of the worst of it, but it's going to hit lots of people I know.
Typo Boy - Apr 22, 2011 4:17:38 pm PDT #20315 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Anne, hope you are safe. Hil, tell your mother if she is going the old fashioned route of using a matchmaker to find her daughters husbands, she is required to set up a dowry for each of you as well. Part of the same tradition.
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 4:26:53 pm PDT #20316 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hil, tell your mother if she is going the old fashioned route of using a matchmaker to find her daughters husbands, she is required to set up a dowry for each of you as well. Part of the same tradition.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind. And she's not using a matchmaker -- she's just going on eHarmony and answering the profile questions the way that she thinks we'd answer them and setting up profiles in our names.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:28:15 pm PDT #20317 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Hil, I boggle.
It looks as if my immediate neighborhood will miss the worst of this, but a lot of people I know are right in its path.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 4:34:08 pm PDT #20318 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hil, you should have her go on dates for you too.
Anne, I hope everyone you know is okay.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:41:24 pm PDT #20319 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Thank you, ita.
Typo Boy - Apr 22, 2011 4:45:20 pm PDT #20320 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Hil, eharmony is an electronic matchmaker.
beth b - Apr 22, 2011 5:09:29 pm PDT #20321 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
hoping every one stays safe, Anne
erin_obscure - Apr 22, 2011 5:15:07 pm PDT #20322 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I wonder if i can fix it...pretty sure it's just a loose connection somewhere but the dang thing is waterproof and not easy to open up. It may just be time to upgrade. Getting a little giggle out of the thought of recyling it. I don't goodwill accepts donations that are obviously sex toys. I mean, it doesn't look like anything other than what it is.