Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 4:26:53 pm PDT #20316 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, tell your mother if she is going the old fashioned route of using a matchmaker to find her daughters husbands, she is required to set up a dowry for each of you as well. Part of the same tradition.

I'm sure she wouldn't mind. And she's not using a matchmaker -- she's just going on eHarmony and answering the profile questions the way that she thinks we'd answer them and setting up profiles in our names.


Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:28:15 pm PDT #20317 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Hil, I boggle.

It looks as if my immediate neighborhood will miss the worst of this, but a lot of people I know are right in its path.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 4:34:08 pm PDT #20318 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hil, you should have her go on dates for you too.

Anne, I hope everyone you know is okay.


Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:41:24 pm PDT #20319 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Thank you, ita.


Typo Boy - Apr 22, 2011 4:45:20 pm PDT #20320 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hil, eharmony is an electronic matchmaker.


beth b - Apr 22, 2011 5:09:29 pm PDT #20321 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

hoping every one stays safe, Anne


erin_obscure - Apr 22, 2011 5:15:07 pm PDT #20322 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I wonder if i can fix it...pretty sure it's just a loose connection somewhere but the dang thing is waterproof and not easy to open up. It may just be time to upgrade. Getting a little giggle out of the thought of recyling it. I don't goodwill accepts donations that are obviously sex toys. I mean, it doesn't look like anything other than what it is.


Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 5:21:11 pm PDT #20323 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Gah. Huge damage at the airport, with windows being blown in and the roof being torn off one of the concourses.

(Also, thank you all for being there as I freak out.)


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 5:23:06 pm PDT #20324 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Holy crap, Anne! I'm starting to think rain of toads is next.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2011 5:27:43 pm PDT #20325 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Keep your pretty head down, Anne!