There’s a “one Toke over the line” joke in there somewhere, but I just can’t get at it.
Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tom Scola - Apr 22, 2011 3:15:10 pm PDT #20304 of 30000
hwæt
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 3:15:58 pm PDT #20305 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Toke is an awesome name for a cat.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 3:16:00 pm PDT #20306 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I don't want your storm coming our way AGAIN! Especially not with teacup sized "hail"! What's with these apocalyptostorms?
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 3:17:41 pm PDT #20307 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
They haven't said which way it's going, but the immediate area is peppered with tornado watches and warnings.
What's with these apocalyptostorms?
Warmup for the world ending in May?
Vortex - Apr 22, 2011 3:18:07 pm PDT #20308 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
in utterly first world/diamond shoes problems: my vibrator died last night.
Oh, I know this pain. I just hope that it didn't happen while in use.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 3:18:49 pm PDT #20309 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Toke was apparently named for her habit of getting into her original owners' stash, eating it, and then being totally stoned.
Want to hear weird synchronicity? In college, my roommate and I had a wee cactus we named Toke, and a fern named Chloe. And then 15 years later, I fell in love with a man with a cat named Toke and a dog named Chloe. Weiiiiiiiiird stuff, man. I told my roommate, and she said that we conjured him up. Which is entirely possible.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 3:22:11 pm PDT #20310 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Oh, that's funny. That's some damn fine conjuring.
Anne W. - Apr 22, 2011 4:04:54 pm PDT #20311 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Fuckfuckfuck. Big tornado touching down right by where I work and where two of my co-workers live.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2011 4:13:26 pm PDT #20312 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Damn, Anne. I hope they're safe. And YOU stay safe!
Hil R. - Apr 22, 2011 4:15:02 pm PDT #20313 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My mother has decided that my sister and I aren't doing enough to find husbands, so she's creating profiles for us on dating sites.