No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Apr 12, 2011 8:37:48 pm PDT #19662 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I just send the CV.

It's all your fault of being teh awesomest pixeled supporters a girl can dream of.


meara - Apr 12, 2011 9:19:38 pm PDT #19663 of 30000

Yay Shir! I have completely failed in my quest to not pack everything under the sun. I am going to be in one place for five days...and have more clothes than I could possibly wear. One duffle bag full and one big suitcase. Three corsets. Two crinolines. Three bustiers. A plethora of fishnets. Will I wear any of it? Who knows...I also packed jeans and t shirts.


Pix - Apr 12, 2011 9:41:33 pm PDT #19664 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Bed now. Ooph long day and the next few aren't going to be any shorter. I have...six hours until the alarm goes off. Sigh.


erin_obscure - Apr 12, 2011 10:45:20 pm PDT #19665 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Dang, i so want zombie apocalypse Velma and Scooby on a tshirt but they're all sold out :(


Strix - Apr 13, 2011 2:44:01 am PDT #19666 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

erin, when I first wanted one, they were sold out. Keep watching -- they'll print another run, I swear.

Trudy, that's SO AWESOME!! If I send you some money, will you buy some some earrings or a necklace?

Shir!!! That's amazing -- very best of luck to you!! Keep us posted.

8 days till Spring Break. 8 days. Off to work now.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2011 3:25:02 am PDT #19667 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

More girliness: I would totally cute in this, yes? [link]

Utterly. Which color were you thinking? Cuz each one I looked at, I said, "No, this is the color for Teppy!"

Pink. Uh, maybe. Or blue! I'm torn between those two.


WindSparrow - Apr 13, 2011 4:05:46 am PDT #19668 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Pink. Uh, maybe. Or blue! I'm torn between those two.

If it were up to me, of those two colors, I would choose the pink for you. If it were between the pink and the aqua, I'd end up saying both.

Because you know the Montreal Opportunity is all your fault, too, right?

Oh, sure, blame everyone but yourself.

Dude, I'm going to Morocco.

That is an exceptionally cool birthday present.


Ginger - Apr 13, 2011 4:45:41 am PDT #19669 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Though I feel as if I should revise "speaks English fluently" after what you've done there.

I've just had more practice with the arcane dialect of Resume.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 5:09:59 am PDT #19670 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Loved Laga's present-opening watch-and-post. Erin, you are just a wonderful person.

Trudy, MOROCCO! Holy carp. That's amazing!


WindSparrow - Apr 13, 2011 5:17:07 am PDT #19671 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I've just had more practice with the arcane dialect of Resume.

And it is so true that the language of the Resume is very different from plain, ordinary English. Most of us whose first (or only) language is English are not fluent in Resume - which is why there are so many books and businesses to help us translate.