Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Mar 06, 2011 4:56:44 pm PST #16894 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Egg is good, but I'd avoid oil of any kind. It aggravates the stomach lining and pancreas. You could poach the egg and mash it up.

Or try super lean boiled hamburger, maybe some boiled sweet potato.

In any case, resist the urge to feed him too soon or too much in the first meal. Give him quarter cup, see what happens, then a quarter cup more in a couple of hours.

He may give you big, hungry eyes, but know that what is best for his belly is to resist until it can right itself.

Skip dairy and poultry for a bit as well.


smonster - Mar 06, 2011 4:58:05 pm PST #16895 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Thanks, love.


DCJensen - Mar 06, 2011 5:02:09 pm PST #16896 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Paul McCartney and Jimmy Fallon singing "Scrambled Eggs", the "original lyrics" of "Yesterday."


smonster - Mar 06, 2011 5:13:02 pm PST #16897 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I took F-bomb for a short walk and he seems to have perked up a bit. Silly boy, scaring his mommy and auntie and grandparents like that.


beekaytee - Mar 06, 2011 5:19:42 pm PST #16898 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I took F-bomb for a short walk and he seems to have perked up a bit. Silly boy, scaring his mommy and auntie and grandparents like that.

I know this one all too well.

The first couple of bouts of bad belly are super scary, but over time you'll get to know the symptoms, treatments and coping mechanisms.

There is far less to worry about, most of the time, than you might think. Get comfortable with taking his vitals and it will go a long way to making it easier to cope.


erikaj - Mar 06, 2011 5:23:51 pm PST #16899 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Death, taxes, and my love for the Simonverse. And I'm gross, because I'm wondering how "Happy endings are for massage parlors," translate.


Steph L. - Mar 06, 2011 5:24:36 pm PST #16900 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I want to believe I kicked off the SodaStream trend, 3+ years ago (best. purchase. EVER.), but I think I heard about it from someone else here who had one. Maybe Jessica? I can't remember. But I loves mine passionately. I pretty much just make my tap water fizzy and drink it that way. I don't actually care so much about flavor; I just love carbonation. That sounds a little crazycakes now that I've stated it outright. Oh, well.

Right? Andrew Jackson = BAMF.

My dad's birthday present last year was a biography of Andrew Jackson, with a printout of that article inside the front cover.

I need to find a good biography of Andrew Jackson -- would you recommend the one you gave your dad? And if so, what was the title? (PLEASE tell me it's Andrew Jackson: Badass Motherfucker. PLEASE.)


smonster - Mar 06, 2011 5:31:10 pm PST #16901 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Get comfortable with taking his vitals and it will go a long way to making it easier to cope.

He was a champ while we took his temp. It was a bit low (99.1), but like I said he's definitely perking up so I'm not as concerned. Had no success trying to get his pulse. Felt everywhere I could, tried to listen, had my mom try, no luck. Thanks again for your help and reassurance, bonny.


beekaytee - Mar 06, 2011 5:34:27 pm PST #16902 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

That sounds a little crazycakes now that I've stated it outright.

If that's crazycakes, I don't wanna be rightpie.

Thanks again for your help and reassurance, bonny.

Of course, hon. I love me some pooches and their Buffistas.


Zenkitty - Mar 06, 2011 5:37:59 pm PST #16903 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, please, someone tell me tomorrow isn't really Monday. Why are weekends so short? It takes me two days to recover from the work week, never mind getting anything done.