Oh, please, someone tell me tomorrow isn't really Monday. Why are weekends so short? It takes me two days to recover from the work week, never mind getting anything done.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Mar 06, 2011 5:37:59 pm PST #16903 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
billytea - Mar 06, 2011 5:38:01 pm PST #16904 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I need to find a good biography of Andrew Jackson -- would you recommend the one you gave your dad? And if so, what was the title? (PLEASE tell me it's Andrew Jackson: Badass Motherfucker. PLEASE.)
I like to think it was implied. The title was, IIRC, "American Lion". I think it looked pretty good, though I have to mark it down for apparently not containing the quote, "I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun." John C. Calhoun being his Vice President.
Steph L. - Mar 06, 2011 5:44:02 pm PST #16905 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The title was, IIRC, "American Lion".
Wow. That's dangerously close to "I have tiger blood!" That is AWESOME.
erin_obscure - Mar 06, 2011 5:46:41 pm PST #16906 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
he was batshit insane. Old hickory, indeed.
Cass - Mar 06, 2011 5:57:54 pm PST #16907 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I want to believe I kicked off the SodaStream trend, 3+ years ago (best. purchase. EVER.), but I think I heard about it from someone else here who had one. Maybe Jessica?
I think I first knew about home fizzy water from Jessica and then the SodaStream from you, Steph?
Man, I love mine. I can't believe I've had it less than a year. I can fizz water! And, sure, I'll put things in it but mostly I just drink plain (heh) fizzed water. Bubbles!
Strix - Mar 06, 2011 6:05:39 pm PST #16908 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
(PLEASE tell me it's Andrew Jackson: Badass Motherfucker. PLEASE.)
I would go get a history degree just to teach that text.
I gotta read me that this summer. I need to branch out out of the author bios. Well, I did read The Duchess, and a bio of Alva and Consuelo Vanderbilt that was really interesting.
I am done for the night. I mean, with school work. WOO HOO! It's only 10:04! Now I can shower, fold laundry, start oatmeal and relax for the next...55 minutes. JOY.
DavidS - Mar 06, 2011 6:09:57 pm PST #16909 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I would go get a history degree just to teach that text.
I got Emmett this history book for xmas and he loves it. (It's from the same guy at Cracked, and it's (a) very funny and (b) historically accurate.)
Strix - Mar 06, 2011 6:47:30 pm PST #16910 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, that's awesome! I've read all those Cracked articles, but I didn't know they came out in a book. I may get that for Dan's bday.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 06, 2011 7:16:51 pm PST #16911 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
You guys. Mardi Gras season is KICKING MAH ASS.
Not from drinking, but just the marathon of it all. Holy crap.
smonster - Mar 07, 2011 2:38:12 am PST #16912 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, Lordy. I'm about to go on tv. Wish me luck and not fucking it up!!!!