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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 8:55:04 am PDT #1680 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling!

We should catalog those feelings which are unemoticonable.

Like, "All my peers at the party were talking about their loan rates and mortgages and I had no idea what they were talking about because I rent and felt like an immature loser."

Or, "I saw my ex by chance last week and he was looking kind of dumpy and while I don't wish him ill, I don't really want him to do too well without me."


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2010 8:57:32 am PDT #1681 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I bet the Germans have emoticons for those feelings.


Shir - Sep 08, 2010 8:57:43 am PDT #1682 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I can't think of a better way to start the new year than a group hug.


ChiKat - Sep 08, 2010 8:58:09 am PDT #1683 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Something using an umlaut.


Ginger - Sep 08, 2010 8:58:17 am PDT #1684 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have a very hard time believing that people (even people I've known for a very long time) actually like me, or want to spend time with me.

I actually like you, but I don't believe you want to spend time with me, because surely you have better things to do.

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure that it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry. ~Hemingway


Shir - Sep 08, 2010 8:59:13 am PDT #1685 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I bet the Germans have emoticons for those feelings.

I think Yiddish covers a lot of adjectives I never thought were excited. That's why I thought learning it someday.


erikaj - Sep 08, 2010 8:59:47 am PDT #1686 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Seriously? CNN spent months trying to develop a new show and then they call it "Parker-Spitzer" and have a promo fake-riffing local-news style about how lame the name is? Stay creative, CNN. "Parker? I didn't even know her."(/ faux-Olbermann) Numfar, do the dance of Countdown joy. I guess Lorne Michaels wouldn't license "Jane, You Ignorant Slut"


Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 9:01:04 am PDT #1687 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Or the French. I hear they have an emoticon for everything.


Ginger - Sep 08, 2010 9:02:07 am PDT #1688 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I find my reaction to almost everything is covered by @@.


Shari_H - Sep 08, 2010 9:02:17 am PDT #1689 of 30000
Keep breathing!

Skipping hundreds of posts to pop in here and wish a "shana tova" (a good year) to those who will celebrate Rosh Hashana (tomorrow and Friday) - and to everyone else, too. May it be a year of life, health, peace, success, and happiness for all.

(Cross-posted to Natter)