Seriously? CNN spent months trying to develop a new show and then they call it "Parker-Spitzer" and have a promo fake-riffing local-news style about how lame the name is? Stay creative, CNN. "Parker? I didn't even know her."(/ faux-Olbermann) Numfar, do the dance of Countdown joy. I guess Lorne Michaels wouldn't license "Jane, You Ignorant Slut"
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Sep 08, 2010 8:59:47 am PDT #1686 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 9:01:04 am PDT #1687 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Or the French. I hear they have an emoticon for everything.
Ginger - Sep 08, 2010 9:02:07 am PDT #1688 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I find my reaction to almost everything is covered by @@.
Shari_H - Sep 08, 2010 9:02:17 am PDT #1689 of 30000
Keep breathing!
Skipping hundreds of posts to pop in here and wish a "shana tova" (a good year) to those who will celebrate Rosh Hashana (tomorrow and Friday) - and to everyone else, too. May it be a year of life, health, peace, success, and happiness for all.
(Cross-posted to Natter)
DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 9:03:37 am PDT #1690 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I bet the Germans have emoticons for those feelings.
BesorgteUnreife!
Vieldeutiger Neigungsgroll!
Something using an umlaut.
"It's like a pair of eyes. You're looking at the umlaut, and it's looking at you."
DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 9:04:48 am PDT #1691 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Or the French. I hear they have an emoticon for everything.
French emoticons are so saucy. They all have very slightly ironic eyebrows.
Shir - Sep 08, 2010 9:05:16 am PDT #1692 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Shana tova, Shari!
Shir - Sep 08, 2010 9:06:05 am PDT #1693 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
They all have very slightly ironic eyebrows.
And a little mustache!
DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 9:07:54 am PDT #1694 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And a little mustache!
That is so true. Though the female emoticons have them bleached, waxed, lasered or threaded.
ChiKat - Sep 08, 2010 9:10:12 am PDT #1695 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
And, are they wearing monkey pants?