Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jars - Sep 08, 2010 7:49:53 am PDT #1644 of 30000

you'd be amazed at the sorts of things that have gluten in them.

I was just looking that up. Soy sauce! What?! Fine, take my beer, I'll drink cider, but soy sauce?


DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 7:49:59 am PDT #1645 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I feel like everybody I know is just waiting for the most hurtful possible moment to stab me in the back.

Awww, Sean, you know I'd totally stab you in the front. Or just buy you a beer. Btw, did I mention that because of your enthusiasm I bought Emmett Assassin's Creed and he loves it. Plus now he knows about the Duomo.


Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 7:50:05 am PDT #1646 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I feel like everybody I know is just waiting for the most hurtful possible moment to stab me in the back.

Yeah, but you know me - it's not like I'll ever actually get around to it.

(SO VERY MUCH KIDDING. And please let me know if I should delete and replace w/ a non-snarky comment insead.)


Hil R. - Sep 08, 2010 7:52:53 am PDT #1647 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was just looking that up. Soy sauce! What?! Fine, take my beer, I'll drink cider, but soy sauce?

There are some kinds of soy sauce that are gluten-free. I'm pretty sure Tamari usually is.


Jessica - Sep 08, 2010 7:55:56 am PDT #1648 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm pretty sure Tamari usually is.

I thought tamari had a higher wheat-to-soy ration than regular soy sauce?


Vortex - Sep 08, 2010 7:56:22 am PDT #1649 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have a very hard time believing that people (even people I've known for a very long time) actually like me, or want to spend time with me.

oh, sweetie! Please know that I actually like you and want to spend time with you. You know me, I'm not a nice person, so I wouldn't say that just to make you feel better ;)


JZ - Sep 08, 2010 7:57:24 am PDT #1650 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I feel like everybody I know is just waiting for the most hurtful possible moment to stab me in the back.

Epically untrue. Which, I know, doesn't help so much when it feels so desperately true, but, still.

I can't speak for other Buffista households, but chez Zmayhem you are loved and esteemed on nigh-Scola levels. We like having you around, like visiting and doing stuff and even loafing around doing no stuff at all in your company, and we wish the absolute best for you (though no best we could devise would be quite best enough for what you merit), and we wish we had the power to make it so for you right now. Because we would.


Sean K - Sep 08, 2010 7:58:31 am PDT #1651 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No no! Don't delete, Jess. I appreciate the jokes. And it helps a little.

Because yes, the distrust includes you people. It's not your fault. It's not anything any of you people did. Some other people betrayed me so fundamentally that it's profoundly changed me.

I feel a thousand times better (as in not super depressed), but I don't feel normal, and i don't feel right, and i kind of worry that this new way of "being me" is pretty much permanent.


DavidS - Sep 08, 2010 7:58:37 am PDT #1652 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(SO VERY MUCH KIDDING. And please let me know if I should delete and replace w/ a non-snarky comment insead.)

Uh, yeah, me too. We snark because we love.


smonster - Sep 08, 2010 7:59:47 am PDT #1653 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Seanie. Hey, we were going to have an actual phone conversation, weren't we? Let's make that happen.