Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Aug 26, 2010 8:35:21 am PDT #163 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I totally cracked up when I read that typo, so decided to leave it.

Yeah, Bartleby might toss a bear...in his dreams. Seriously, he saw a mouse in our house once and scolded ME for not chasing it.

His arch-nemesis kitty sat 6 inches behind him, totally sticking her tongue out at him and he never knew.

My guy is no hunter.

Now a beer, he could totally murder.


amyth - Aug 26, 2010 8:36:30 am PDT #164 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Agreed. And I think destination weddings automatically lower expectations, anyway. If you want to do it, great, but you have to expect that fewer people are going to be able to attend because of financial reasons. It's a trade-off.

Heh. Bears.

Byeee, smonster! I HOPE YOU SAW THE PRINCESS.


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 8:50:00 am PDT #165 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ha. Bears. Tossing.

Teppy, don't sweat it. As other said, it's a huge expense. I almost didn't make it to ND & Pix celebration. But did it with FF points, and couch surfing, so my only expense was food and cheap rental car. (thankfully I did the trip too, as I got a last minute job interview at my current job on that trip!)

ION- I left for work 12 minutes early, and arrived 10 minutes late. Gotta love when construction pops up overnight with no warning.


smonster - Aug 26, 2010 9:29:49 am PDT #166 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

This is the first time I've left him so long. And he came in the car when my mom dropped me at the airport - so I got the Look of Ultimate Betrayal. ::whimper::

amyth, I LOVE THE PRINCESS. He is the best. Words do not suffice.


Liese S. - Aug 26, 2010 9:41:55 am PDT #167 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha. The Biscuit is brutally casual with our departures now. He loves other dogs, so he thinks the kennel is the best thing in the world. And now we've lost the kennel we really like here in town, so we hire a dog-sitter for him instead, who adores him. When we get back, he's always like, "Oh, hey!" when he sees us, but stays with his head on the dog-sitter's lap. What, no love, dog?


amyth - Aug 26, 2010 9:43:58 am PDT #168 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I love that when Calli and A. and C. take care of Lulu when I'm out of town, they send me cell phone pictures and stories about her "adventures." It definitely helps with the separation.

So, THANKS, Calli!


omnis_audis - Aug 26, 2010 9:46:54 am PDT #169 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

in about an hour, I get to be trained on how to safely drive a golf cart on campus! Woot! I know, it sounds crazy, right? But hey, if it allows me to drive the golf cart around campus, I'll do it!


Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 9:53:29 am PDT #170 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Looks like I can't go to my sort-of cousin's wedding. (We're not actually related -- my mother's sister is married to her mother's brother -- but we basically treat each other as cousins, and we were on the same alternative spring break trip to Israel a few years ago and got to know each other better.) It's a Sunday night, in Brooklyn, and I just don't think that I can go to a wedding on a Sunday night in Brooklyn and then work on Monday morning in Pennsylvania.

I have been actually productive on my day off. I planned at least one day worth of classes and did a whole bunch of housecleaning. In addition to the usual cleaning stuff, I cleaned out five years worth of splatters inside my microwave (the way the microwave was positioned in my old apartment made it impossible for me to reach inside to clean it), used wood cleaner to clean all my wood furniture, and brought my bike down to the basement, which may have been way more trouble than it was worth. Next step: vacuum the living room, then clean the bathroom, then finish the lesson plan on continuity and complain to my math friends about how this textbook uses an inconsistent definition of continuity at the endpoints of intervals.


Calli - Aug 26, 2010 9:55:22 am PDT #171 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Electricity from humidity: [link]

This would be perfect for the southeastern US, for at least 3 months of the year.

ETA: No problem, amyth. The Poodle of Doom's a sweetie.


amyth - Aug 26, 2010 10:04:02 am PDT #172 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

As is Leifur! I am honored to do his bidding.