Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2011 7:19:13 pm PST #15144 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I maintain America The Beautiful would be a better national anthem than a co-opted drinking song.

Bullshit! Stealing drinking songs is what we're about!


DCJensen - Feb 07, 2011 7:19:29 pm PST #15145 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Snow shovel owner's revenge:

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Typo Boy - Feb 07, 2011 7:26:58 pm PST #15146 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Driveby from Skimmy McSkipperson. Google has an awesome logo up for Jules Verne's Birthday. (the 8th).


Pix - Feb 07, 2011 8:03:13 pm PST #15147 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Things I have learned tonight: it is not as easy to grade drunk as one might think, no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time.


Shir - Feb 07, 2011 8:12:09 pm PST #15148 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

{{smonster}} I'm sorry things are like that at work.

Things I have learned tonight: it is not as easy to grade drunk as one might think, no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time.

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

ION: I got hit by a spam today (well, overnight, actually). Its title was "mysterious centimeters". I laughed.


smonster - Feb 08, 2011 1:43:41 am PST #15149 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

New discovery: when my brain is all jittery and won't let me sleep, listening to Eminem make it calm down. I don't understand this.

One day a few weeks ago, driving home from work, I couldn't find any music that would soothe my nerves. Turned on NPR, where they were having a segment on the Wu Tang Clan, and bam - instant calm.

Thanks, Shir.


WindSparrow - Feb 08, 2011 3:11:10 am PST #15150 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Its title was "mysterious centimeters". I laughed.

For a moment, I misread that as "mysterious centipedes" which would make a good band name.

{{{smonster}}} strength~ma to you for your job.

I bet drunk grading goes better in sitcoms than it does in real life.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2011 4:13:04 am PST #15151 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Philip Glass is the music that calms me.

eta: Especially the album Solo Piano - or Einstein on the Beach.


Ginger - Feb 08, 2011 4:28:47 am PST #15152 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I maintain America The Beautiful would be a better national anthem than a co-opted drinking song.

Better a drinking song than a hymn, which is where the tune of America the Beautiful comes from.

How could we give up The Star-Spangled Banner considering the story behind it? It was written by a man trapped on a British ship during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in a war that was the first great test of whether the new nation would survive. He spent the night desperately trying to determine whether the fort had fallen. He started the poem on a piece of paper in his pocket, before he was released by the British. It turned out to fit the music of a popular song about wine, women and song and sung in the streets within weeks.

Also, it's not that hard to sing, if you're in the right key for your voice. Hell, I can sing it and I barely have an octave and a half range.


Trudy Booth - Feb 08, 2011 4:29:06 am PST #15153 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

New discovery: when my brain is all jittery and won't let me sleep, listening to Eminem make it calm down. I don't understand this.

One day a few weeks ago, driving home from work, I couldn't find any music that would soothe my nerves. Turned on NPR, where they were having a segment on the Wu Tang Clan, and bam - instant calm.

When I'm in a crap mood and on the verge of losing my temper at the next asshole who crosses me and the subway is mad crowded I listen to LeATHERMOUTH and pretend its a mosh pit. It's incredibly soothing.