I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Feb 07, 2011 6:40:53 pm PST #15138 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have to confess to making up stories about grocery carts ( and strangers) , but I also will make up stories about my own. Like the night I bought panko and batteries ...


Cass - Feb 07, 2011 6:41:51 pm PST #15139 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

So, I'm watching the news and they are talking about replacing the national anthem because people keep fucking it up. Don't change the effing song, people need to rehearse!

Or we could just chant USA, USA, USA!

It works for Colbert.


Cashmere - Feb 07, 2011 6:51:06 pm PST #15140 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

My alma mater has a song but we mostly went through college singing, "Ball State, Ball State, Baaaaaallll State, BallState, BallState, BallState..."

It worked at every football game. That I remember.


Liese S. - Feb 07, 2011 7:08:09 pm PST #15141 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. Other people in Indy sang the Ball State song that way, too. I know the tune, even though I never went near the school.


quester - Feb 07, 2011 7:09:26 pm PST #15142 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I only spent one year in a public High School that had a school song. I never saw the words anywhere so just sang nonsense until the name of the school.

na na na na na, Muscatine! na na na na na na Muscatine!


DCJensen - Feb 07, 2011 7:18:37 pm PST #15143 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I maintain America The Beautiful would be a better national anthem than a co-opted drinking song.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2011 7:19:13 pm PST #15144 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I maintain America The Beautiful would be a better national anthem than a co-opted drinking song.

Bullshit! Stealing drinking songs is what we're about!


DCJensen - Feb 07, 2011 7:19:29 pm PST #15145 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Snow shovel owner's revenge:

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Typo Boy - Feb 07, 2011 7:26:58 pm PST #15146 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Driveby from Skimmy McSkipperson. Google has an awesome logo up for Jules Verne's Birthday. (the 8th).


Pix - Feb 07, 2011 8:03:13 pm PST #15147 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Things I have learned tonight: it is not as easy to grade drunk as one might think, no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time.