Too much horseradish on my sandwich! Aieeeee!

Shir, you have my sympathy but no wisdom.

Feh. The restaurant I'd been hoping to order a wood oven pizza from closed their kitchen five minutes before I called. They're not reopening until tomorrow. The hell? Were they expecting their revenue to be down because of people staying in for the Superbowl.

t / first world problems

I love you too, y'all.

I heard those guys changed their names to Crushing Disappointments.

From your keyboard to the Gods' ears, and if I may add, without the two of us dragging our hormones and his DW into a very serious mistake. I don't think I'll ever do that, nothing ever happened, but I really don't want to put myself to the test. And all this Grr Arrging is kind of counter productive.

Shir, maybe watch some TV/film/video that includes unobtainable rather than immoral crushes?

Any recommendations?

A friend suggested something neat: since it's a purely physical attraction, to eat something I hate everytime I see him, so that my body will connect between him and the bad flavour.

I told her I'll try it, but if it'll make me to eat a lot of anise candies in vain and still feeling attracted to him, I might shoot her.

And yes, I really do want to shoot my own hormones for this thing. We don't deserve this.

From your keyboard to the Gods' ears, and if I may add, without the two of us dragging our hormones and his DW into a very serious mistake. I don't think I'll ever do that, nothing ever happened, but I really don't want to put myself to the test. And all this Grr Arrging is kind of counter productive.

Oh Shir, I totally understand what this is like. Honestly. I've been on both sides of the infidelity fence and I can't endorse either one.

I LOVE your friend's suggestion. Aversion therapy is useful, especially when dealing with a physical impulse.

Every. Time. you find yourself obsessing know that what you REALLY want is NOT breaking your moral code, or acquiring a memory that will follow you for a very long time (believe me, I know whereof I speak).

Shout to yourself, What do I really want?! I want to feel GOOD! Then find something else that makes you feel good.

Or come here and we'll talk you out of your tree.

I told her I'll try it, but if it'll make me to eat a lot of anise candies in vain and still feeling attracted to him, I might shoot her.

Oh, that's funny.

Have you ever seen My So-Called Life?

First World Problem: I bought jeans at Value Village (thrift store) yesterday (because I am a larger size than heretofore encompasses in my wardrobe, sadly) and one pair I bought was artistically pee-distressed with cute little almost holey but not patches. And after washing them and putting them on, one of those distressed patches is now just a hole. A big hole. Hrmph.

Pee-distressed? Really?

Pee-distressed

That's a feature?

Huh.

a most unfortunate typo. I hope.

Pee-distressed

That's a feature?

Imagine being the person who does that for a living. How do you describe it on your resume?