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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

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meara - Feb 06, 2011 11:07:09 am PST #14987 of 30000

First World Problem: I bought jeans at Value Village (thrift store) yesterday (because I am a larger size than heretofore encompasses in my wardrobe, sadly) and one pair I bought was artistically pee-distressed with cute little almost holey but not patches. And after washing them and putting them on, one of those distressed patches is now just a hole. A big hole. Hrmph.


smonster - Feb 06, 2011 11:11:00 am PST #14988 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pee-distressed? Really?


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2011 11:13:30 am PST #14989 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Pee-distressed

That's a feature?

Huh.


Laga - Feb 06, 2011 11:17:26 am PST #14990 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

a most unfortunate typo. I hope.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2011 11:37:14 am PST #14991 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Pee-distressed

That's a feature?

Imagine being the person who does that for a living. How do you describe it on your resume?


billytea - Feb 06, 2011 11:42:24 am PST #14992 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Imagine being the person who does that for a living. How do you describe it on your resume?

Under "Why are you looking for another job?".


Laga - Feb 06, 2011 11:46:25 am PST #14993 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It has been used as a fixative for wool.


Calli - Feb 06, 2011 11:55:27 am PST #14994 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Also for making paper. You bought paper jeans, meara? That could explain why washing them didn't work out.


Typo Boy - Feb 06, 2011 11:56:32 am PST #14995 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Shir, mostly not the way I lean, but Errol Flynn (dead is especially unavailable):

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beekaytee - Feb 06, 2011 11:56:57 am PST #14996 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

It has been used as a fixative for wool.

True, but the only ones I've seen suggest pee as a decorative element are...well, my dog and his friends.