Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Feb 06, 2011 10:45:09 am PST #14983 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Feh. The restaurant I'd been hoping to order a wood oven pizza from closed their kitchen five minutes before I called. They're not reopening until tomorrow. The hell? Were they expecting their revenue to be down because of people staying in for the Superbowl.

t / first world problems


Shir - Feb 06, 2011 10:48:56 am PST #14984 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I love you too, y'all.

I heard those guys changed their names to Crushing Disappointments.

From your keyboard to the Gods' ears, and if I may add, without the two of us dragging our hormones and his DW into a very serious mistake. I don't think I'll ever do that, nothing ever happened, but I really don't want to put myself to the test. And all this Grr Arrging is kind of counter productive.

Shir, maybe watch some TV/film/video that includes unobtainable rather than immoral crushes?

Any recommendations?

A friend suggested something neat: since it's a purely physical attraction, to eat something I hate everytime I see him, so that my body will connect between him and the bad flavour.

I told her I'll try it, but if it'll make me to eat a lot of anise candies in vain and still feeling attracted to him, I might shoot her.

And yes, I really do want to shoot my own hormones for this thing. We don't deserve this.


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2011 10:54:18 am PST #14985 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

From your keyboard to the Gods' ears, and if I may add, without the two of us dragging our hormones and his DW into a very serious mistake. I don't think I'll ever do that, nothing ever happened, but I really don't want to put myself to the test. And all this Grr Arrging is kind of counter productive.

Oh Shir, I totally understand what this is like. Honestly. I've been on both sides of the infidelity fence and I can't endorse either one.

I LOVE your friend's suggestion. Aversion therapy is useful, especially when dealing with a physical impulse.

Every. Time. you find yourself obsessing know that what you REALLY want is NOT breaking your moral code, or acquiring a memory that will follow you for a very long time (believe me, I know whereof I speak).

Shout to yourself, What do I really want?! I want to feel GOOD! Then find something else that makes you feel good.

Or come here and we'll talk you out of your tree.


smonster - Feb 06, 2011 10:55:44 am PST #14986 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I told her I'll try it, but if it'll make me to eat a lot of anise candies in vain and still feeling attracted to him, I might shoot her.

Oh, that's funny.

Have you ever seen My So-Called Life?


meara - Feb 06, 2011 11:07:09 am PST #14987 of 30000

First World Problem: I bought jeans at Value Village (thrift store) yesterday (because I am a larger size than heretofore encompasses in my wardrobe, sadly) and one pair I bought was artistically pee-distressed with cute little almost holey but not patches. And after washing them and putting them on, one of those distressed patches is now just a hole. A big hole. Hrmph.


smonster - Feb 06, 2011 11:11:00 am PST #14988 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pee-distressed? Really?


beekaytee - Feb 06, 2011 11:13:30 am PST #14989 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Pee-distressed

That's a feature?

Huh.


Laga - Feb 06, 2011 11:17:26 am PST #14990 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

a most unfortunate typo. I hope.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2011 11:37:14 am PST #14991 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Pee-distressed

That's a feature?

Imagine being the person who does that for a living. How do you describe it on your resume?


billytea - Feb 06, 2011 11:42:24 am PST #14992 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Imagine being the person who does that for a living. How do you describe it on your resume?

Under "Why are you looking for another job?".