I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2011 10:01:30 am PST #14861 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A student emailed me, about two hours before the homework is due, to ask if he could hand it in next week, because he's been busy with other classes this week and he didn't realize that the calculus homework was so long and he doesn't think he'll finish it on time.

What is wrong with students these days? Don't they know how to lie?


beekaytee - Feb 04, 2011 10:06:49 am PST #14862 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

that's my last name

No way! It's a word I enjoy saying. And, I look for anything read by this fellow who might be a long lost relative.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2011 10:42:14 am PST #14863 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kate, maybe you need to quit scratching cats.

Or possibly make a pilgrimage to Ted Nugent.


beekaytee - Feb 04, 2011 11:18:14 am PST #14864 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Feh. I had plans for this evening. Now I don't.

And the friends I'd really like to spend time with are sick.

Eh.

These days, it's an effort to get myself geared up to go out, so having a plan thwarted is...well...thwarting.

Plus, I've been completely feckless today and feel bad about that.

My impulse is to turn the heater up and give Bartleby a much, much needed bath. Woohoo. My life is a scream.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2011 11:35:34 am PST #14865 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I also need to give the dog a bath. There's been so much rain that my white dog is kind of tan. However, since it's been pouring all day, it seems such a futile gesture.


beekaytee - Feb 04, 2011 12:36:02 pm PST #14866 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

The futility is a risk we have here too. It's that he's become a smelly dog, which is just not his way. Today, I noticed that he's got a couple of stains on his fur...I don't want to think what those are. He's been wearing his clothing (don't judge, he's nearly bald underneath and shivers in the cold) lately, so I'm not sure how he got so dirty. Except, of course, that he's low to the ground and it is gross outside.


Pix - Feb 04, 2011 1:05:34 pm PST #14867 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Just got news on our raise next year. 2%. Better than a cut, but we'd been led to believe it was finally going to be substantial after two years of reductions. Trying to remain positive but a bit bummed since our salaries are already on the low-end for this area.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2011 1:06:52 pm PST #14868 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

He's been wearing his clothing (don't judge, he's nearly bald underneath and shivers in the cold)

We did the same thing.


beekaytee - Feb 04, 2011 1:13:51 pm PST #14869 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

We did the same thing.

Awww. There's the sweet girl. That sweater was a good color for her. And I love the photobomb.

Bartleby's clothes...all three pieces...are mostly human clothes that work pretty well on him. Keeps the belly dry and stops the shivering. His actual dog coat makes him crazy...like trying to grind it off, crazy...but the two little kid fleeces seem relatively tolerable.


Liese S. - Feb 04, 2011 1:15:07 pm PST #14870 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I tried to put a sweatshirt on the Biscuit in Chloe's memory, but he was having none of it.