Sail, what state are you in?

I just took the first batch of pumpkin cookies out of the oven and they are my best batch ever! My grandma would be proud.

I LOVE my new mixer!

The state of EMERGENCY, Erin!

Well, I went to the store tonight, it wasn't too bad. I got lots of good stuff in case I can't go to work in the morning. My boss commutes in from Baltimore, so if the weather is bad, he won't be in.

We all have a snow day and I have made about 7 gallons of chicken vegetable soup. We should be good.

I don't understand this declaring a certain number of snow days, and then saying they won't exceed that, no matter what the weather. In NC, they've exceeded their allotted number of snow days numerous times, because when it snows, we just stop doing all the things. And then the kids make the days up later, either on a holiday or a Saturday, or they end the school year a little later, I don't exactly remember because I don't have kids. But I know they've done it.

But we also cancel classes on the possibility of it maybe possibly snowing the next day, so, you know, YsnowpocalypseMV.

Somebody drew the Steelers' logo on a board in the math department as the graph of a few sets of parametric equations.

WI, Erin. Brand new governor feeling his oats. His state of the state address is tonight and I'm resolutely ignoring it because he is the biggest ASSHAT in the history of state politics.

Hil, that sounds pretty spiffy. I wish I was there to put a piece of cheese over it.

Hello. I am home. Roomie and I had two glasses of wine apiece, a few cigarettes, some chocolate, and pretzel snacks. And vented. Better now.

It was a miscarriage. She just found out she was pregnant Saturday, and confirmed it yesterday at the doctor. It was not planned. Coincidentally, we were just having a talk on Friday where this same girl said she didn't believe in birth control because she believes that the government controls people through medicine. My response, "Do I strike you as someone controlled by the government? Because I'm on birth control." Anyway. She can't lift more than 10 lbs for about a week, and I have no idea what we can find for her that would follow that. A nail gun weighs about 10 lbs.

Two of the other FMs are on their last chance.

And the other one is Angry Girl, who's been doing pretty great. The non-FM who works with us got a talking to about sexually harassing her today, and apparently it went okay, because they worked together the rest of the day fine.

I wonder if I'll get to the point where this stuff doesn't faze me? I mean, that's one day. I'm actually only semi-fazed right now. I just can't get my paperwork done. Once again, teachers, I salute you a million times over.

Thanks, smonster. It's like herding 125 unspayed and neutered adolescent cats and teaching them how to knit at the same time.

The state of EMERGENCY, Erin! Sassypants!

Hrm. I got a bunch of grading done, but I still have quite a bit to finish. But we have tomorrow off, too -- tell me it's ok to read a magazine and then take a book to bed.

warmth&safety~ma to all facing snowpocalypse.