In an attempt to distract Jilli with shiny: link
Because the girl's family is Catholic.
I can't respond to this without sounding as crazy and unChristian as they are.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
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sj - Jan 11, 2011 10:27:53 am PST #12890 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
amych - Jan 11, 2011 10:28:39 am PST #12891 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Eh, WBC doesn't give a shit that the family is Catholic - after all, Elizabeth Edwards wasn't, nor are plenty of the soldiers' families whose funerals they cannibalize. They care that it's a way they can get more attention.
Also, thirding the sub-human sacks of shit part.
Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2011 10:29:09 am PST #12892 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Okay, I tried to read the WBC Wikipedia page to figure out what, exactly, their deal is, and I started to become almost physically ill.
Shir - Jan 11, 2011 10:36:16 am PST #12893 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Daniel, sorry about your day yesterday.
Steph, glad you spoke up. You're, too, in my thoughts.
DCJensen - Jan 11, 2011 10:39:20 am PST #12894 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
They are about...hate.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2011 10:39:22 am PST #12895 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I tried to read the WBC Wikipedia page to figure out what, exactly, their deal is, and I started to become almost physically ill.
Yeah, um, don't do that.
Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2011 10:40:10 am PST #12896 of 30000
brillig
Shouldn't they be too busy celebrating that there's one fewer Catholic in the world?
No, their raison d'etre seems to be protesting that God hasn't gotten rid of enough of "those" sorts. "Those" meaning people not like them. IE, nearly everyone.
They are baffling in their batshit insanity. One wonders how they manage to transport themselves from place to place.
DCJensen - Jan 11, 2011 10:41:30 am PST #12897 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Sewers.
erin_obscure - Jan 11, 2011 10:49:48 am PST #12898 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Okay, I tried to read the WBC Wikipedia page to figure out what, exactly, their deal is, and I started to become almost physically ill.
If you're gonna look at that page, scroll down to the bottom and the "counter protests" section. It's by far the best (and least horrifying) part of the article. Some of the examples are actually pretty awesome.
Ginger - Jan 11, 2011 10:53:53 am PST #12899 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I would like to report for the record that a garden spade is a highly inadequate tool for driveway shoveling. I finally just cleared off the end, which is always the slipperiest.