I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Dec 31, 2010 5:56:56 pm PST #12108 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Harvey is heartbroken and demoralized because when he started pawing the mostly empty box of ping pong balls, I suggested he go find one of the two dozen free range ping pong balls.


Ginger - Dec 31, 2010 5:58:38 pm PST #12109 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A ball in the box is worth two in the bush?


Cass - Dec 31, 2010 6:02:05 pm PST #12110 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

He's already slayed those rouge ping pong balls. Harvey wants fresh prey.


erin_obscure - Dec 31, 2010 6:11:21 pm PST #12111 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

amazingly, if YOU put them back in the box they are fresh. however, sitting wedged behind furniture? totally vanquished.


Cass - Dec 31, 2010 6:12:44 pm PST #12112 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bipeds can raise the dead. When they are toys. And you are a cat.


smonster - Dec 31, 2010 6:13:28 pm PST #12113 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Close call! Lumpkins nearly got the Boursin. That cat is a fiend for dairy.

We watched The Idiot's Lantern and skipped Impossible Planet/Satan Pit because it's a two-parter, then watched Love and Monsters. Now Stevie Wonder's on PBS. I wonder if anyone in the house will make it to midnight.


smonster - Dec 31, 2010 7:01:17 pm PST #12114 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Answer: all of us! Mostly because we do everything like a herd of turtles, including getting to bed.

Happy New Year, Bitches!! And I'm going to bed.


Cass - Dec 31, 2010 7:06:00 pm PST #12115 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mostly because we do everything like a herd of turtles, including getting to bed.

Bwah!


Laga - Dec 31, 2010 7:10:52 pm PST #12116 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think our plan is to watch Dexter until midnight. We just finished baked goat cheese in tomato sauce with garlic bread and for midnight I have grapes and cava. It's Feliz Ano Neuvo al la Espana over here.

I'm so proud of myself because I just spotted the Queen Mary out a restaurant window. I call shenanigans on your locations, Dexter!


Nora Deirdre - Dec 31, 2010 7:12:02 pm PST #12117 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

lord I am drunk. it's like i cannot even understand english.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! (????)