It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Dec 25, 2010 10:38:15 am PST #11770 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Merry Bitchmas, every one!

We did b-mas eve at a friend's house with a nice mix of friends and family and awesome food; today we got to meet a new 3-day old friend (ADORABLE), although I didn't get to snack on his toes as he gets Very Cranky when cold. And now we're hanging with another friend who didn't have people to go to, playing video games and drinking homebrew and waiting on the chile verde to be done.

My parents were supposed to go to London, but their vacation got Heathrowed. Instead, they're living the cliche with movies and Chinese food. I have been nagged for a visit and the chile recipe.

All in all, a lovely non-stressy totally secular thang (and it's supposed to snow this evening, which never ever happens on Xmas here.)


Jessica - Dec 25, 2010 10:39:33 am PST #11771 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mainly can't see how my being a Jewish atheist makes one lick of difference to the fact that December 25th is Christmas Day. So "Merry Christmas" seems, to me, to be the appropriate greeting. (Likewise, tomorrow I shall be wishing people a happy Boxing Day, despite knowing that nobody will be celebrating it as nobody knows what the hell it actually is.)


erin_obscure - Dec 25, 2010 10:44:40 am PST #11772 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

that's a wise stance, Jessica. I wish i could rationalize myself into accepting that.


javachik - Dec 25, 2010 10:50:11 am PST #11773 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Jessica is me. Except for the Jewish part.


DavidS - Dec 25, 2010 10:52:46 am PST #11774 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Church of Baseballarian

Speaking of which, I am pleased to report that the Christmas Train underneath the Golden Gate Park Christmas Tree, which features a new driver every year according to the whim of the groundskeepers (It was Obama in 2010 and has been Harry Potter and Dora in the past), this year features: Brian Wilson's beard! Yeah, Church of Baseball!

(Apologies to Baseball Apostates)

JZ's xmas morning also prominently featured as parrot as I gave her this.


Spidra Webster - Dec 25, 2010 10:54:17 am PST #11775 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Well done, Hec!


javachik - Dec 25, 2010 10:55:03 am PST #11776 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh that is excellent, Hec.


DavidS - Dec 25, 2010 11:01:05 am PST #11777 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Came in handy as it's quite rainy here today.

The winds coming back across the bridge were as bad as I've experienced in the Bay Area. The only times I've been buffetted worse by the wind in a car was on the Grapevine.

JZ and Matilda got dropped off at church for Mass. We missed JZ's regular church's Mass, so she's at Gracie Allen's old parish church, Star of the Sea.

In fifteen minutes I get back in the car to go collect them. Then back to the house for a quick change, and gather stuff up, and then we go back across the very windy bridge, collect Emmett (who has been doing his giant Hogwarts Lego set at his mom's), and go to JZ's dad's house for xmas dinner with all the aunts and uncles.


Jessica - Dec 25, 2010 11:14:34 am PST #11778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ugh, this new brand of haircolor does NOT agree with my hair - big patches of bleach showing through after leaving it in 2 hours*!! Guess I'll be dyeing again tonight after D goes to bed - good this I have plenty of the old stuff to cover with.

*The dye, not the bleach. 2 hours of bleach would leave me bald, I think.


beth b - Dec 25, 2010 11:23:08 am PST #11779 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I like JZ's umbrella. This is the one I got Matt

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