Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Dec 25, 2010 11:14:34 am PST #11778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ugh, this new brand of haircolor does NOT agree with my hair - big patches of bleach showing through after leaving it in 2 hours*!! Guess I'll be dyeing again tonight after D goes to bed - good this I have plenty of the old stuff to cover with.

*The dye, not the bleach. 2 hours of bleach would leave me bald, I think.


beth b - Dec 25, 2010 11:23:08 am PST #11779 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I like JZ's umbrella. This is the one I got Matt

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Nora Deirdre - Dec 25, 2010 11:42:24 am PST #11780 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hm, there's elastic netting on our rib roast. Do we remove it or keep it on during the cooking?


amych - Dec 25, 2010 11:45:31 am PST #11781 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Nora, I'd keep it on - it'll help keep everything compact so it'll keep its shape and cook more evenly ( just like trussing a bird). But really, there's no harm either way.


Beverly - Dec 25, 2010 11:48:24 am PST #11782 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Living in PNW has not increased our brolly use. Wet umbrellas use up space and are difficult to wrangle. Hair and clothes dry, and glasses can be wiped dry. (shrug) I love brollies. I just can't be arsed to carry or use one.

Merry Christmas, mah Bitches! I'm with Jess on the appropriateness of the phrase for the day. We had a lovely brunch and coffee, called H's mom and bro, StY called to tell us he has a white Christmas, which he can't ever remember before in his life--before, after, sure. On the day? Never, since Nurnberg, and he was only a year old, so doesn't remember.

I'm about to go make fresh eggnog and we're going to indulge our 12.25 tradition of watching all three installments of LotR, extended versions, on dvd, while the Christmas ham cooks. We shall devour it sometime mid-The Two Towers, with sweet potatoes and broccoli and possibly a nice shiraz.

Our present to each other is dining room chairs, when we find them. And possibly a table, if the one we hauled westward doesn't work in the space.

Enjoy your day, loves!


Barb - Dec 25, 2010 12:14:16 pm PST #11783 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Living in PNW has not increased our brolly use. Wet umbrellas use up space and are difficult to wrangle. Hair and clothes dry, and glasses can be wiped dry. (shrug) I love brollies. I just can't be arsed to carry or use one.

Bev is me. My mother asked me the other day when we were at the mall if I had an umbrella and I looked at her funny. I hate dragging wet brollies around malls or stores.

Although JZ and Matt's new accessories are absolutely FAB.

Currently, we're slounging around with a House Hunters marathon on HGTV until it becomes time for me to go start prepping for dinner. I'd be watching the Doctor Who Christmas special marathon but I don't feel like explaining Time Lords to my mother.


Stephanie - Dec 25, 2010 12:28:02 pm PST #11784 of 30000
Trust my rage

Time Lords sounds like fun. My parents' TV got fried last week when the phone went out so now there is no TV here. Which is fine except that they also have satellite internet where if they use too much bandwidth over a 30 day period, they get a "ticket" which brings them down to dial-up speed. So I have been (politely) prohibited from downloading any video. (I was hoping for Love Actually today.)

To make up for it, I have been reading fic, including a fun one where David Tennant and John Simm become their respective characters.


billytea - Dec 25, 2010 12:37:58 pm PST #11785 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Boxing Day here. Wallybee and Ryan are dancing together to the music from one of Ryan's toys. Good day.


smonster - Dec 25, 2010 12:41:22 pm PST #11786 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I had a lovely nap while my parents walked the dog, who is now sprawled on me. No snow yet. I really want to sneak out for a smoke. We're all so full, we'll probably just graze for supper. I'm hoping to incept my family tonight or tomorrow.

Lordy, here's the 14 lb Siamese. I'm getting squished with love.


Spidra Webster - Dec 25, 2010 12:55:32 pm PST #11787 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Got two unexpected gifts from siblings. Even managed to greet my two aunts before the mass crowds arrive. Christmas is just alright with me.