"Your son has already failed my class. Don't make him fail at life too. DON'T BE THAT GUY!"

And then, get it made into a stamp.

*hugs billytea tight*

"showed improvement on the final exam."

Even if he did "show improvement" there's the whole matter of NOT GETTING ENOUGH POINTS to pass the fucking exam. Let alone the class.

I swear, on all that buffistas hold holy in this universe I will NEVER EVER EVER try to get my kid's grade changed if they fail to do the work, get the answers right, don't show up to class or just generally fuck off at school, any school, in any grade or university.

Rakesh is not only a swell altruistic dude, he's a handsome dude!

Hil, I think my jaw is still on the ground somewhere.

I have spent the last couple hours doctoring a recipe to achieve KICKASS Mexican chocolate cupcakes. During the process, my sister who has the flu came down to get a glass and use the kitchen tap (instead of calling us to bring them to her). I washed the tap down before touching it. I don't know if it's psychosomatic, but not long after I started feeling the way I feel when I'm starting to come down with something. Either I'm imagining it or I'm coincidentally coming down with it just after she visited the kitchen. She's had it two days now. I've tried to stay the hell away from her but if she's been doing things like nipping down to the kitchen, she's probably been spreading her germs for a while now. Grrr!

I had a rare opportunity to meet people tonight but I won't be going if I'm coming down with something and likely to expose them. I also don't need to be sick because I need to rehearse for the upcoming gig. Man, I miss living alone. One good thing about my hermitry was that I hardly ever got sick. With the constant stream of my sister's babysitting jobs that she brings *here*, it's a never-ending tap of creeping crud.

That's goony, Hil. I've never had a parent petition me to change a student's grade. Can't your department head deal with the grade change petitions?

Can't your department head deal with the grade change petitions?

We've been told to respond to all of these by just listing the grades the student got and saying, "By the guidelines set out in the syllabus, your grade is ___."

I'm just completely gobsmacked that a parent would approach a college professor and ask this. For their adult child. It makes me sort of sick to my stomach.

while I believe the short response with no room for argument is best - maybe you need to add a line to the syllabus.

" any request for grade changes must have a mathematical proof"

True but too harsh so am editing to keep holding my tongue. Or, fingers. Whatever the case is. Which is lowercase, not asscaps.

I have prescription cough medicine! I still can't breathe through my nose.

I'm still watching S1 of The OC, and Luke just almost kissed Julie Cooper. Also, the whole annoying Oliver storyline is almost over.

I can't believe that you are allowed to release adult students grades to anyone other than the student. (Isn't that against FERPA? At least - here we're not allowed to discuss students records with anyone that isn't the student.)

I can't believe that you are allowed to release adult students grades to anyone other than the student. (Isn't that against FERPA? At least - here we're not allowed to discuss students records with anyone that isn't the student.)

The student gave me permission to discuss his grades with his father.