Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Dec 17, 2010 12:20:38 pm PST #11213 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

staring at a juliana lookalike.

I thought that was you.


Hil R. - Dec 17, 2010 12:25:34 pm PST #11214 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A student's father just emailed me to ask for a higher grade for his son. I so don't understand this.


Cashmere - Dec 17, 2010 12:27:00 pm PST #11215 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

WTF? College student?


DawnK - Dec 17, 2010 12:32:17 pm PST #11216 of 30000
giraffe mode

A student's father just emailed me to ask for a higher grade for his son. I so don't understand this.

Hil, my daughter is a college freshman and I want to assure you that I would never, ever email one of her profs unless she was deathly ill and would not be attending class for weeks. That is just crazy!!!!! She's an adult, I feel that she has to fight her own battles and if she tanked a class, well that's on her. IOW, what Cash said


Hil R. - Dec 17, 2010 12:34:31 pm PST #11217 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This kid, by the way, is getting an F. He's not even close to being on the borderline of passing -- he's clearly failed.


Sparky1 - Dec 17, 2010 12:39:58 pm PST #11218 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I've had more than one parent call me, and my students are law students, not undergrads.


billytea - Dec 17, 2010 12:46:04 pm PST #11219 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Your son has already failed my class. Don't make him fail at life too. DON'T BE THAT GUY!"

And then, get it made into a stamp.


Tom Scola - Dec 17, 2010 12:48:07 pm PST #11220 of 30000
hwæt

You need to work the phrase "Do the math" into your reply to the parent, too.


Hil R. - Dec 17, 2010 12:50:07 pm PST #11221 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The father says his son "showed improvement on the final exam." No, he really didn't.


sj - Dec 17, 2010 12:54:32 pm PST #11222 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hil, that's ridiculous.

WS & DCJ good luck with the new truck!

Dear Teenager upstairs: When you talk about me to your friends on the landing right outside my door, amazingly enough, I can hear you.

No love,

me