I have never accidentally set anyone or anything on fire.
I've set many things on fire; always on purpose, though.
Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2010 12:44:27 pm PST #11132 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
omnis_audis - Dec 16, 2010 12:47:20 pm PST #11133 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Smonster, I'm very sorry to hear of your loss.
DCJ - that is not cool. Is the snow/sand/salt levels with cars such that, if you stole a car, they couldn't identify it for a couple months? Just put your plates on the "new" one? Just an idea. I've been told I'm real good at thinking "outside the box". Of course, that idea might get you put INSIDE the box, so follow at your own discretion.
Smonster, what they all said wrt friend request. Click the ignore, and never think of it again.
if wanker = masturbator I'm afraid I cannot join your church.I agree. But if we turn it into a cult/commune, then free love all around, and no need for masturbation, right? (clearly I've been single/celibate too long)
ION- one of the Grad Students made a couple of JibJab videos for us. One of the TA's: [link] On of the sound Faculty & Staff (me): [link]
askye - Dec 16, 2010 12:53:47 pm PST #11134 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
I'm sorry everyone's sick and that sucks about Dan's car.
It's been crazy lately, my nephew and bro are in town. Mom's here too.
And today my G'ma passed away. This is a good thing, she was in a lot of pain the last few days and even when Hospice said she couldn't be in pain due to the morphine she would still scream repeatedly.
Mom's not flying up there until Monday and the funeral will be on Wednesday. Then Mom will stay through Christmas with her siblings.
I'm sad about this, but I'm more sad that I wasn't able to see her in the past few years and I can't even remember what our last hug was like.
I won't be going to Oklahoma for the funeral. I want to but I think it will be better for my Mom and her siblings if there's less stress and less people. Not to mention the cost of the ticket up there.
smonster - Dec 16, 2010 12:55:17 pm PST #11135 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Friend request has been ignored.
I took "wanker" to be the jerk sense of the word, leaving self-love a valid option.
smonster - Dec 16, 2010 12:56:08 pm PST #11136 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, askye. Love to you and your family.
Glamcookie - Dec 16, 2010 12:58:18 pm PST #11137 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I'm sorry for your loss, askye. Thinking of you.
Liese S. - Dec 16, 2010 1:00:40 pm PST #11138 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I`m sorry for your loss, askye.
Dana - Dec 16, 2010 1:01:51 pm PST #11139 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'm sorry, askye.
Calli - Dec 16, 2010 1:12:00 pm PST #11140 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm sorry, askye. Much peace to you and your family.
erin_obscure - Dec 16, 2010 1:35:11 pm PST #11141 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
{{[askye}}}
is there any way to convince a 14 yo girl to stay away from a senior boy who has a reputation several miles long known by every school teacher and administrator and most parents of upper class girls? my little sister is smitten. she has been repeatedly told to stay away from him. she's been forced to drop out of the drama class that they share and to drop out of the school musical in which she would have been sharing scenes with him. my father has (ill-advisedly) sent him vaguely worded threatening messages (not of physical violence, but to negatively affect his application to the naval academy.) yesterday a christmas gift from him arrived at the house, and the day before that a teacher separated the two of them canoodling on a sofa in the library at school. clearly parental intervention short of shipping her off to a boarding school is not working. What on earth can a (much older) half-sister on the other side of the country do to try and make her see sense? Reason stands no hope against these hormones. *sigh*