This does remind me of when my friend broke his leg and was in the hospital. We tore the insides out of some computer magazines and filled them with seriously raunchy porn. It took him 3 days before he opened them. His wife didn't see the humor.
Glory: Lesson number one, Vampires equal impure! Spike: Damn right I'm impure, I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow!
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Sep 03, 2010 5:15:51 am PDT #1103 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Cashmere - Sep 03, 2010 5:38:22 am PDT #1104 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Latex balloons are also a problem for those with allergies.
brenda m - Sep 03, 2010 5:47:23 am PDT #1105 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
What did they use for ballons in Little House on the Prairie? Pig bladders or something?
Nah, probably not kosher.
Jessica - Sep 03, 2010 5:48:06 am PDT #1106 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sheep's bladder would be kosher, but also technically a biohazard.
billytea - Sep 03, 2010 5:49:16 am PDT #1107 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Sheep's bladder would be kosher, but also technically a biohazard.
Especially if still lodged within the sheep.
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2010 5:52:02 am PDT #1108 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Especially if still lodged within the sheep.
But on the plus side: Flying sheep!
(Don't tell Harold.)
billytea - Sep 03, 2010 5:55:10 am PDT #1109 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
(Don't tell Harold.)
That most dangerous of creatures!
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2010 5:56:32 am PDT #1110 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think I am physically incapable of mentioning "flying sheep" without making a Python reference....
Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2010 6:20:14 am PDT #1111 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
How about silk flowers? Would that be okay? Nobody's allergic to silk, right?
Liese S. - Sep 03, 2010 6:22:07 am PDT #1112 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Won`t anybody think of the silkworms?