I think I am physically incapable of mentioning "flying sheep" without making a Python reference....
Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.
Xander/Buffy ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2010 5:56:32 am PDT #1110 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2010 6:20:14 am PDT #1111 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
How about silk flowers? Would that be okay? Nobody's allergic to silk, right?
Liese S. - Sep 03, 2010 6:22:07 am PDT #1112 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Won`t anybody think of the silkworms?
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2010 6:24:39 am PDT #1113 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I dunno - I figured they'd be happy having jobs making silk, right?
SailAweigh - Sep 03, 2010 6:28:11 am PDT #1114 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
My mother was allergic to silk, wearing it. Just looking at it, nah.
Ginger - Sep 03, 2010 6:40:49 am PDT #1115 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm allergic to silk, but I'd have to put the silk flowers to my nose and inhale for it to have any effect. (I'm allergic to breathing silk fibers and cotton linters, which is stuffing made of cotton. So I'm weird.)
Volans - Sep 03, 2010 7:29:13 am PDT #1116 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Send paper flowers! [link]
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2010 7:30:50 am PDT #1117 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But then there's paper cuts!
beekaytee - Sep 03, 2010 7:48:15 am PDT #1118 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
I love the paper flowers. They tend to age more gracefully than the average 'silk' flower. Silk isn't much used in artificial flowers these days, by the way.
As both a former florist and former balloon decorator (large scale, not twisty animals), I can say with certainty that both are pretty unhealthy and/or environmentally hazardous.
Ironically, it's hard to create a beautiful aesthetic without causing some sort of damage.
Hospitals definitely need some beautification and loved ones appreciate special displays of support. But until every hospital room is equipped with one of those cool digital screens (also bad for the environment, no doubt) where gorgeous pictures can be rotated, I'm going to opt for heartfelt words, either in person or on a recycled card. Or handmade bed jackets knitted from driftwood.
Strix - Sep 03, 2010 8:17:46 am PDT #1119 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dude. You're stuck in a hospital that long, send pot brownies and books.
OR Xanax and movies.
iTunes gift card. Fancy headphones. A really soft washcloth. Soap that doesn't smell like Lysol. Super thick hand lotion that smells good. Fuzzy socks. Dry shampoo and a good brush. A memory foam pillow (Hospital pillows suck.) A soft blanket.