The latex ones shouldn't be let loose outside, either, because when they deflate, animals can choke on them.
'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Send a card made of post-consumer recycled paper with soy ink!
Send one of those plantable cards! The ones with seeds embedded in the paper, so that you can put the whole card in some soil and water it and flowers will grow!
Wait. We started this with the problems with flowers. Hmm.
Wait. We started this with the problems with flowers. Hmm.
NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Send some mossy rocks?
I bet those placenta teddy bears are hypoallergenic and environmentally friendly...
Send strippers.
Send a pet rock... that's been embedded in glass and sterilized in an autoclave.
Stand outside the window and wave?
The glass could break. There could be shards.