Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Dec 13, 2010 7:21:05 pm PST #10969 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Skipping to the end because my Lyme Disease radar went off (remember me? born and raised in East Lyme and therefore ridiculously wary of it?). Jilli, I understand that your doctor is being cautious, but I *UGRE* you to do at least one course of no less than three weeks of Doxycycline or equivalent. If there's any chance you contracted in within the last year, my rather extensive personal experience with family and friends says that it could be the difference between mostly cured and a serious issue that will haunt you your whole life.

t steps off Dont' Fuck Around with Lyme Disease soap box

Sorry, but I worry.


Trudy Booth - Dec 13, 2010 7:33:06 pm PST #10970 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

At least the anxiety attacks seem to be gone?

Hooray!!!


billytea - Dec 14, 2010 1:04:19 am PST #10971 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan peed in his potty today! And then he pood in the bath. I think the message here is "I'm not your monkey!" Ironic that he chose to say it with poo.


Strix - Dec 14, 2010 2:23:51 am PST #10972 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Don't forget to hire a bartender.

Heh, amych!

Keep me posted, smonster!

Ugh, I love my new job, but I totally want to crawl back in bed and sleep for a few more hours.

Anyone have a handy time-pocket?


Ginger - Dec 14, 2010 3:47:56 am PST #10973 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ironic that he chose to say it with poo.

At least he didn't fling it at you.


erikaj - Dec 14, 2010 4:33:13 am PST #10974 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Of course, that was a quote from Chris Rock, Windsparrow. But it's totally funny. My mother says she used to think teachers were smarter before she worked in a high school(of course, her supervisor is a Glenn Beck fan)ETA: Writing teachers hate all genres...I kept my crime-fiction thing on the down-low for a very long time. I actually hoped I'd get over it, but really? No such luck. I think they are trying to teach you to look inside your life for stories, but some might just be snobbish dicks as well.


Hil R. - Dec 14, 2010 5:43:23 am PST #10975 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I need to stop reading Rate My Professors. There are now two reviews up that say that I'm difficult to understand because of my lisp.


Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2010 6:00:57 am PST #10976 of 30000
brillig

I had a teacher in college who quite liked the SF story I showed him. College writing is weird, though, because I got a C in Freshman Comp and an A+ in Advanced Comp. I think the Freshman Comp teacher was more looking for people who could follow instructions on organizing information rather than fiction writers.


Cashmere - Dec 14, 2010 6:09:03 am PST #10977 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'd rather be plus-sized and kicking ass.

Two words: Roller Derby. Beyonslay is my hero.


Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2010 6:25:50 am PST #10978 of 30000
brillig

Two words: Roller Derby.

Unfortunately I have two words against that: bad knees. I wrecked the left one learning bad ways to roller skate back when I was a kid, when roller skates were the heavy, four-cornered things, and my knee didn't like the twisting.